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Comment: Disney is very naughty! but it turns me on! lol.u guys are very
bad, little kids watch these films! how could u be soo bad! u guys are
naughty preverted people!

love ur biggest fan~
courtney!

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Sigh. These people are always named Courtney, aren't they?

Scarlett ("With 'Amber' and 'Brittany' running a close second...")

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but it turns me on!
Lemme guess, she got that picture of "Snow White Does the Seven Dwarfs"....
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Comment: oh my goush itz really scarey.the firtz cupple of paragraphz i
started 2 freak out.i gotta listen 2 roc musiq

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Comment: oh my goush itz really scarey.the firtz cupple of paragraphz i
started 2 freak out.i gotta listen 2 roc musiq

n bi a dikzhunerry 2 lurn how 2 spel. u no it shud bee 'firzt' not 'firtz'.
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Comment: oh my goush itz really scarey.the firtz cupple of paragraphz i
started 2 freak out.i gotta listen 2 roc musiq

n bi a dikzhunerry 2 lurn how 2 spel. u no it shud bee 'firzt' not 'firtz'.
ACK!! That's just not right! Now my brain hurts!!

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Comment: Hello. Im 14 and i want to make a UL webssite abd i am using some of your
graphix if you dont mind if you do min please just email me and tell me so
and i will take them off ASAP.

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What wouldn't I give for the URL for her "webssite".
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What wouldn't I give for the URL for her "webssite".

ask and ye shall receive!

Ok ok it's not really hers... but it's some 12 year old's page ... and she's named Cortney [Big Grin]

Maybe we should take this question over to the SLC, but do we have any teachers or people with kids this age? Do the kids write like this for their school papers? Back in my day (depending on the class...) we could get points taken off for every word that was misspelled. These kids would flunk before content was even reviewed! *shudder*

--jaimi "feeling like an old fogie... at 26!" lyn

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Comment: Hello. Im 14 and i want to make a UL webssite abd i am using some of your
graphix if you dont mind if you do min please just email me and tell me so
and i will take them off ASAP.

Please tell me you emailed this person back and told them you'd sue their butt if they used any of your stuff!

Either that or we'll find them in the Copyright Trap forum.

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Comment: hey, this is a cool sie to see what's trueand what's not,but i
watch a movie about urben legends and it was really scary,but you only
have one of them and there was more than one

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You only have one urban legend on your site (or sie)? Did Barbara go a little nuts during spring cleaning?

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I'm thinking the 'only one' probably refers to the actual Urban Legends films, of which there are, erm, two, I believe.
I just have this feeling that a LOT of this correspondent's worldview is filtered through dumb movies...

Scarlet("Why, s/he's probably sitting down to Scooby Doo as we speak")

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Comment: Hello there! I would like to tell you that your site is
wondaful! However, in the one with donald duck and daffy duck, donald
does not say 'nitwit' he is a big fat pottymouth and he says the bad word
but i can't type it because my mommy will see and yell. i am nine and a
half years old and my name is cleopatra and i'm comin at ya! I have one
friend, her name is R.J. Lupin. R.J. and I attend the Hogworts school of
witchcraft and wizardry. I have a boyfriend, his name is Naten. R.J. is a
half wolf half person. R.J.'s boyfriends name is Callie, he is a girl. I
am nine and a half years old. My name is cleopatra and i'm comin at ya.
Sincerely,
cleoparta *who's comin at ya*

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Wow... that message just deteriorated more and more and more as it went on.

J "Keepin' my distance from ya" ay

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my name is cleopatra and i'm comin at ya!
bis

(walks away very fast in the opposite direction)

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Comment: Hey ,
Man i im sacred know of this particualur story why you ask? It is b/c i
live next to a grave yard it is in me back YARD!. The only thing that is
spooky is that there is a grave that says DO NOT KNOW! How spooky is that?
ON ce i got dared to put money on the grave and see if it would dissapear
for might a goasht have taken? But it didnt work for i knew it woulndt but
i wanted to try . I feel reall bad for the person who was bareed their
know know who it is like they are forgotten of. HOw sad

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Comment: Hey ,
I know that feeling that some one is behinde you and they are really
gezz you fell that cooled air on you body man it freackes you out ? lol

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ON ce i got dared to put money on the grave and see if it would dissapear
for might a goasht have taken?

We could really lower the crime rates in this country if only we could control those goashts and their sticky fingers.

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Comment: Hey ,
I know that feeling that some one is behinde you and they are really
gezz you fell that cooled air on you body man it freackes you out ? lol

I hate it when people are gezz.

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Comment: hey,
Geez this is some pretty sacary stuff. Im mean i have once tryed to
see bolldy Mary but i stopped b/c i got a gut feeling . WoW i thought it
was all fake so i went and head and almost finnish and in new it was real.
I know tottaly belive in the in these scary tell otough i have yet not to
be in one i i so belive in it !

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Comment: hey this is your 10 year old hannah hasty who feels really bad
for all the people staying at red cross well i got to go but if you will
please read this to them so they have 1 letter to hear from my age at 10 i
live in indy. every day they had it on the news i wanted to watch it . im
going to the school of nativity. I think you have got a letter from are
school all ready. if you will please do not read this letter to any 1
eles.

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if you will please do not read this letter to any 1 eles.

I'm no expert, but don't we qualify as "any 1 eles"? Of course, I'm not sure what an eles is.

Avril

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I'm no expert, but don't we qualify as "any 1 eles"?
I didn't read it to you, did I? You eavesdropped on my posting!

- snopes

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quote:
Originally posted by snopes:
Comment: Hey ,
Man i im sacred know of this particualur story why you ask? It is b/c i live next to a grave yard it is in me back YARD!.

quote:
Originally posted by snopes:
Comment: Hey ,
I know that feeling that some one is behinde you and they are really gezz you fell that cooled air on you body man it freackes you out ? lol

quote:
Originally posted by snopes:
Comment: hey,
Geez this is some pretty sacary stuff. Im mean i have once tryed to see bolldy Mary but i stopped b/c i got a gut feeling

quote:
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Comment: hey this is your 10 year old hannah hasty who feels really bad for all the people staying at red cross well i got to go but if you will please read this to them so they have 1 letter to hear from my age at 10 i live in indy.

Are all these from the same person, or did you just happen to get a rush of kiddymail?

PT "What's a bolldy Mary?" Vroman

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I'm no expert, but don't we qualify as "any 1 eles"?
I didn't read it to you, did I? You eavesdropped on my posting!

- snopes

Good point. I trust you didn't read it to an eles, either. [Wink]

Avril

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Comment: I was in the bathroom at a resturant and as I was about to flush I saw a
penis in teh toilet. I quicky ran away and never went back again.

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He should have grabbed some ice out of the urinal and tossed it on the penis - that's what the ice is there for.

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Hey,
I am young and suffer from a poor public educational system. Unfortunately, my parents decided to let me have a computer and an internet connection, so I can pester THE WHOLE WORLD with my meaningless ramblings, and poor spelling. Don't mind me as I ask the stupidest questions ever, and I may just not even try to make sense at all. Hey, what's this website, Snopes... what does that mean.... I think I will ask them. I heard that Tom Cruise is gay, maybe they know. Didn't Mikey from the Life cereal commercials die from eating pop rocks? And didn't Rod Stewart have to get his stomach pumped... nevermind.

Sincerely,
Courtney

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quote:
Originally posted by snopes:
Comment: Hello there! I would like to tell you that your site is
wondaful! However, in the one with donald duck and daffy duck, donald
does not say 'nitwit' he is a big fat pottymouth and he says the bad word
but i can't type it because my mommy will see and yell. i am nine and a
half years old and my name is cleopatra and i'm comin at ya! I have one
friend, her name is R.J. Lupin. R.J. and I attend the Hogworts school of
witchcraft and wizardry. I have a boyfriend, his name is Naten. R.J. is a
half wolf half person. R.J.'s boyfriends name is Callie, he is a girl. I
am nine and a half years old. My name is cleopatra and i'm comin at ya.
Sincerely,
cleoparta *who's comin at ya*

Nope...that's Ed Sullivan on speed, transported to the 1980's American Bandstand [Laughing out loud]

-K

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Okaaayy... See, THIS is what happens when stupid kids huff!!
*I-don'tthinkthat5yroldsmakingicecreamsundaes-apetus [Roll Eyes]

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Comment: Hey ,
Man i im sacred

:::falls to her knees:::

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Comment: I thought you were goin to metion some thing about how some o the
disney films have little pervewrted things in them, ex. in the little
mirmaid the preist gets a boner, its true ive seen it, and if you know the
stoy behind that, did any one get fired??and in the Lion king the birds
spell sex, but i dont know all of them so do u know what any of the other
ones??

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I fear for humanity.

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in the little
mirmaid the preist gets a boner, its true ive seen it, and if you know the
stoy behind that, did any one get fired??and in the Lion king the birds
spell sex, but i dont know all of them so do u know what any of the other
ones??

They didn't try to hide it at all, but in the beginning of Aladdin, they sing about an appliance that is "part houka, part coffee pot."

And of course, Shrek. "Hmmmmm. Do you think he's overcompensating for something?"

Teeeee "cartoon envy" tiny.

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Comment: [...] and in the Lion king the birds
spell sex, but i dont know all of them so do u know what any of the other
ones??

[ponders]I don't know all of the birds from the Lion King either, but I'm sure we could take a representative sample and survey them on the subject.

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