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Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait a second. If Osama died of drugs, then how did the Nazi's kill him? If he made a clone of himself, then why is the clone not visibly younger? If the Nazi's killed him, then wouldn't he be around sixty or seventy now, if he weren't dead? Where is this reader's tinfoil hat?
Aimee "Did any of my questions make sense?" and Evilpixie
quote:Originally posted by Jay the Rat: IT'S TOO EASY!!! WHAT GOOD IS IT WHEN THERE'S NO CHALLENGE?! Geez. {sigh}
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Yeah, but sometimes you have to go for the layup.
quote:Originally posted by snopes: Comment: Hi im 16 yrs old girl and im an alcoholic and i need help!. One time i went to AAA and they said sorry sir or mamm, but we dont do this. Anyways one time when I was pissed out of my mind i decided to watch beauty and the beast, my favorite cartoon besides lego porn on the net( if you count that as "cartoon"). So as i was saying i put in the tape and started watching. Suddenly when bell and beast was dancing i saw in the background, bell's papa, being Screwed by the silverware, which i thought were pretty fancy looking. If i didnt spend all my money on booze id by myself some nice pair of silverware. Yes im not sure if this is true thought. It might be fake, just like my penis.
hope you look into this
If you're a "16 yrs old girl", then your penis is definately fake, and there ain't no way on the face of god's grey earth that I'm looking into THAT!
PT "What is mightier than the sword?" Vroman
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quote:Originally posted by snopes: Comment: Hi im 16 yrs old girl and im an alcoholic and i need help!. One time i went to AAA and they said sorry sir or mamm, but we dont do this.
I think the problem is that she went to the Automobile Association of America (or whatever), instead of Alcholics Anonymous. Also, let me get this straight: Bell's dad was being screwed by a spoon?!
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quote:Anyways one time when I was pissed out of my mind i decided to watch beauty and the beast, my favorite cartoon besides lego porn on the net
Googling for "Lego Porn" returned me 3,200 hits.
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So now we know where little Legos come from?
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As a college graduate (B.S. Psych) and a former officer in the U.S. Army Intelligence Corps. I would like to let you know that more and more people are becoming aware of your selective disinformation programs on behalf of corporate power.
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quote:I would like to let you know that more and more people are becoming aware of your selective disinformation programs on behalf of corporate power.
All the people on Alpha Centauri we could contact before the psi helmet went on the fritz, that is.
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Comment: CAN YOU POSSIBLY TELL ME Y I HAVE A STRONG IMPULSE TO WEAR PINK BLOOMERS WHILE I SURF THE WEB?? ESPECIALLY!! YOUR SITE!!SNOPES.COM!!! THANK YOU!!
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quote:Originally posted by snopes: Comment: CAN YOU POSSIBLY TELL ME Y I HAVE A STRONG IMPULSE TO WEAR PINK BLOOMERS WHILE I SURF THE WEB?? ESPECIALLY!! YOUR SITE!!SNOPES.COM!!! THANK YOU!!
That would depend entirely onwhat color bloomers you normally wear... and let's just not go there. I suggest you get your caps lock key fixed immediately, it may clear up these impulses.
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quote:Originally posted by snopes: Comment: CAN YOU POSSIBLY TELL ME Y I HAVE A STRONG IMPULSE TO WEAR PINK BLOOMERS WHILE I SURF THE WEB?? ESPECIALLY!! YOUR SITE!!SNOPES.COM!!! THANK YOU!!
I'm sorry, that nearly had me spit out my drink.
Or, should I say:
IM SORRY!! THAT NEARLY!!!!! HAD ME !!SPIT!! OUT MY DRINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I tend to leave the bloomers in my costume box until I go to a Renaissance Faire, buuuuut, to each his own...
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I can't help it...the impulse is too great for me...therefore, I must...SING!!!
Minnie's bloomers Minnie's bloomers all the time Minnie's bloomers Minnie's bloomers all the time She wears them in the morning She wears them at noon She only takes them off by the light of the moon Minnie's bloomers Minnie's bloomers all the time
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Comment: About the whole Jon Heder death thing... I heard that the source of these rumors were subliminal messages in the movie stating that he was dead. I was informed that they were seeing if subliminal messages affected people and how they thought. I also heard that their basis for this experiment was that the Beatles had used backmasking to do this on one of their albums. That if you play one of their songs backward it says, "Paul is dead." I was told that this was the idea behind this rumor.
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Comment: I heard that when the song Twinkle Twinkle Little Star is played backwards the words "I wish there was no Allah" can be cleary heard. I'm aware that many sublimminal messages of this sort are either coincidence or the result of hearing what you want to hear. However I've tried it myself (recorded myself singing the song then played it in reverse) and the aforementioned words do come out hauntingly clear. I don't know if it's just strange coincidence or not but I thought it might be worth investigating. Thank you for taking the time to read my message.
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Having no life, I just tried this. It does sound like "I wish there was no Allah". But just to be fair, I sang the tune as "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star", "Baa Baa Black Sheep", and "The Alphabet Song". (They're all the same damned tune, so does this mean evil message will be in each one?) Now, here are my findings:
quote:"Twinkle twinkle little star"
"I wish there was no Allah"
quote:"Baa Baa Black Sheep, have you any wool?"
"Ah, we know we've a Krishna, ab ab."
quote:A, B, C, D, E, F, G
This one makes no sense at all. It's obviously about Satan or something.
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Just as a bit of trivia, the tune for "Twinkle Twinkle/Baa Baa/Alphabet Song" is also used for a French children's song called "Ah, Vous dirai-je, Maman." Mozart wrote a piano piece called "12 Variations on 'Ah, Vous dirai-je, Maman'" (K. 265).
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Now I have to get a French dictionary to find out what "dirai" means!
To further add to the confusion, it isn't the line "Twinkle twinkle little star" that sounds like "I wish there was no Allah"; it is actually the next line, "How I wonder what you are" that, reversed, sounds like it. Which all leads to the fact that I lead an incredibly dull life to look up this crud.
Oh, fish sticks! I left out the Alice In Wonderland version in my experiment!
quote:"Twinkle, twinkle, little bat"
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"Dirai" is the verb "dire" (to say, to tell) in the future tense, first person singular.
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Being the quintessential nitpicker I am, i'd like to point out it is not clear whether the 18th-century song was called "ah vous dirai-je maman" (indeed, "ah, will I tell you, mother") or "ah, vous dirais-je maman" (approx. "ah should I tell you mother").
I'll settle for "shall I tell you" because I like to have the last word. :-p
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Comment: I believe that hitler killed jews how many?lets believe 6 million.Mr.gibson should look into making a picture about the 6 million slaves the jews bought,sold, and killed the ones who rebelled.they have managed to suppress this in the history books and what right now is being taught in school today.naturally they been in denial that they did this.I have learned enough to believe the above is true,where this happened etc.
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quote:Originally posted by Jason Threadslayer: But not enough to share it.
That's because it's being suppressed. Duh.
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Comment: Michael Jackson sings songs he heard from me as a child. I guess he got cursed for trying to be me. Stop the love you save may be your own and You and I must make a pact, we must bring salvation back. And there were more I sang to a black family who moved to our neighborhood in Dunedin, Florida. Oh by the way, that is my face in the cheese sandwich that sold on EBAY too. Cheers, God works in strange ways. How did you like turning white Michael?
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quote:Originally posted by snopes: Comment: Michael Jackson sings songs he heard from me as a child. I guess he got cursed for trying to be me. Stop the love you save may be your own and You and I must make a pact, we must bring salvation back. And there were more I sang to a black family who moved to our neighborhood in Dunedin, Florida. Oh by the way, that is my face in the cheese sandwich that sold on EBAY too. Cheers, God works in strange ways. How did you like turning white Michael?
Um, is this writer actually claiming to be the inspiration for Michael Jackson?
::Canuckistan runs to the phone, calls Children's Aid. Quickly.::
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Comment: When the Chief Justice of the Supreme Court is the criminal and Child Rapest, who did this to my family, where can I get Justice. My family has been destroyed by Corruption, we're left without even basic human rights. When the Government & Legal system are the Organized CRIME, they honor CHILD RAPEST. The Federal Government is allowing the Credability & Reputation of the Police & The Legal System, to be distroyed to protect ONE Corrupt Lawyer, Politician, Judge, Child Rapest & now member of THE ORDER OF CANADA .This man has broken every law he swore to protect. Because this X-Justice Minister and Chief Justice of the Supreme Court, raped and impregnated my 12 year old sister, and covered it up his entire career, no one will help us. To this day, no lawyer will represent me and the legal system will do nothing to help. The last lawyer I asked to represent me, told me, if any lawyer tried to represent you, it would mean the end of their career.
Ask all your friends to e-mail our Prime Minister, Mr. Paul Martin, and ask him for Justice.
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Comment: The crap flogged here sounds so much like a person on the corner having a conversation --with himself, after refusing to take his meds, that it's surprising anyone would even mention this thing --for any reason. Weren't you people in the crowd that claimed warming of the planet was 'only an average of one degree, so it's no big deal' --ice melting, hurricanes, tornadoes, drought, no connection, right? --except for all the proof, even shown on "NOVA"? You people also don't have a problem with aspartame, right? --soda bottlers must love you. If you ever get a set of ethics, have a peek: http://www.prweb.com/releases/2005/4/prweb228424.htm
Complaints FDA gets annually: 80% are on aspartame--but only from doctors, scientists, researchers, bed-ridden--oh gee, they list 92 disease sypmptoms of that lethal neuro toxin. But gosh, why crowd your brain with facts, studies, published papers, scientists --or material from FDA.
Is it just a coincidence: position/views/opinions you fling just happen to favor some corporation or do they pay you direct?
Apparently it's time --people need to hear it again. STEER CLEAR OF GOSSIP, DOG POOP, OVAL OFFICE PIMP, WHATEVER CLAIMS MADE AT THIS MESS.
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quote:STEER CLEAR OF GOSSIP, DOG POOP, OVAL OFFICE PIMP, WHATEVER CLAIMS MADE AT THIS MESS.
From a rejected first draft of Poor Richard's Almanack.
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quote:If you ever get a set of ethics, have a peek
If a self-serving, paid press release from a bunch of aspartame loons won't convince you, what will?
quote:But gosh, why crowd your brain with facts, studies, published papers, scientists -- or material from FDA.
And these are the same loons who object any time we dare cite information from the FDA, claiming that the agency is owned by the powerful artificial sweetener lobby.
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