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Comment: I am a very very gay man. I enjoy having sex with anything male...it
could be a pig, a sheep, a goat...and sometimes...yes, even another human.One
time though...I did get a hug boner off this one woman..Jamie Lee Curtis, wow,
you give her a penis and I'd do her in a second...although, i heard she used o
be both...hmm...interesting....

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Comment: ...Jamie Lee Curtis, wow,
you give her a penis...


Ok in the interest of science she can have mine.

..I'd do her in a second...
Finally a man who is honest about how long he takes.

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Comment: Thank you for your debunking apparatus. I have used it to silence a
particularly gullible co-worker.

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quote:
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Comment: Thank you for your debunking apparatus. I have used it to silence a
particularly gullible co-worker.


The image that comes to my mind is a Rube Golberg type mechanical apparatus strapped to a gullible person's head that removes bunk via the mouth and/or nose, thus silencing the recipient until such time as they are completely debunked.

Goes-hmmm"you'll feel a little discomfort for a moment"


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quote:
Originally posted by Goes-hmmm:
The image that comes to my mind is a Rube Golberg type mechanical apparatus strapped to a gullible person's head that removes bunk via the mouth and/or nose, thus silencing the recipient until such time as they are completely debunked.

Goes-hmmm"you'll feel a little discomfort for a moment"


You say that like it's a bad thing

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quote:
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You say that like it's a bad thing

buf 'I'd put a collander on their heads and tell them that's what it was if I could get away with it' ungla


Funny you mention a collander ... I thought of the 'hat' they used in Ghostbusters II made out of one .. all kinds of red/blue wires sticking out .. and it actually was an 'aparatus'

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quote:
Originally posted by snopes:
Jamie Lee Curtis, wow,
you give her a penis and I'd do her in a second...although, i heard she used o
be both...hmm...interesting....

Which reminds me of a Voicestream ad I heard a few weeks back.... Announcer Man is talking to JLC who says her football game has improved because she gets so many free minutes of talktime she can always call her coach.

Announcer man asks her which team is her favourite and she replies "I like them both."

I was really surprised that rumours of JLC announcing she "plays for both teams" didn't start to circulate.

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Comment: I use snopes2.com all the time and love the site, but I've just read
the Mr. Ed the zebra thing and I just can't believe it. There's just no way a
zebra would look like a palimino on TV, black and white or not. For one thing
the zebra's mane stands straight up and Mr. Ed's did not. Also, the zebra has
no forelock and Mr. Ed did. The ears are too big, the body's too narrow, and a
black and white zebra should photograph well on a black and white TV. When you
see black and white photos of zebras, they don't look like paliminos. This is
just wrong. I just can't believe you. What's going on?

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The trick was, he was photographed through a second mirror set at an angle and the camera was focused on the first mirror, which was not. At that point the image was sent through a transistor system which accounts for the distortion on the ends of Mr. Ed's ears.

Furthermore, Mr. Ed was never photographed in black and white, which is a process owned by the National Geographic Society. Mr. Ed was photographed in color and the result was reverse-colorized through the courtesy of Mr. Turner's engineering staff and the result was what you see before you.

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The trick was, he was photographed through a second mirror set at an angle and the camera was focused on the first mirror, which was not. At that point the image was sent through a transistor system which accounts for the distortion on the ends of Mr. Ed's ears.

Furthermore, Mr. Ed was never photographed in black and white, which is a process owned by the National Geographic Society. Mr. Ed was photographed in color and the result was reverse-colorized through the courtesy of Mr. Turner's engineering staff and the result was what you see before you.

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How did they get Mr. Ed the zebra to pose exactly like Mr. Ed the horse?
Next thing you know, you'll be telling me that he wasn't a live horse/zebra but an Animitronic horse/zebra.

Goes "wouldn't that make training it to talk easier?" Hmmm

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No, no, no. In using an animatronic animal it would have been too difficult to match the pattern overall, much the way it is unwise to use a plaid rug in a curved hallway. Mr. Ed was most likely a hand puppet, which is supported by the fact that you most often see him photographed over the top of a stable door. Other photographs would have used a stunt double or computer imaging, despite its horrendous expense at that time.

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quote:
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Mr. Ed was most likely a hand puppet

Hmmm, if I ever feel the need for a clandestine sock-puppet on these boards I'll register as "Mr. Ed"

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Comment: I think this sihgt is awesome... I always thought i saw something
weird in all those disny movies but never thought they could actually be real.
please dont email me back ok ? thanks
p.s. great site.

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Comment: I think this sihgt is awesome... I always thought i saw something
weird in all those disny movies but never thought they could actually be real.
please dont email me back ok ? thanks
p.s. great site.

So... did (s)he read the site or didn't (s)he?

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Comment: I don't mind if it is a urban legend or not I just want the recipe.
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[URL]Comment: I don't mind if it is a urban legend or not I just want the recipe.
please

I don't care if it isn't real! Just give it to me!

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Comment: I just heard today that the Rams threw the game in favor of "Patriots"
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Comment: I just heard today that the Rams threw the game in favor of "Patriots"

The Rams threw a lot of things ... namely, incomplete passes.

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Comment: I just heard today that the Rams threw the game in favor of "Patriots"

Just because the "Patriots" are a better "football" team than the other "guys" doesn't mean "people" should start spreading "rumors" about them to "pollute" their "victory"

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Comment: DO YOU HAVE ANY MORE UNSEEN THINGS IN DISNEY MOVIES?
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Comment: DO YOU HAVE ANY MORE UNSEEN THINGS IN DISNEY MOVIES?

  • Borrowing a page from Hitchcock, Walt Disney is unseen in Mulan, Little Mermaid and Toy Story.
  • The "cow slaughter" scene in the original Fantasia.
  • The scenes in Pinochio where something's growing (not his nose!)
  • Ub Iwerks singing "Love me Tender" in drag.
  • Micky, Pluto and Donald NFBSK'n Minnie
  • Mary Poppins flashes her breasts (oh wait that did happen!)

Midway "just wait for what you can't see in Cinderella II" Bill


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Comment: The Life cereal kid ate some pop rocks and then drank some Coke, and
is head exploded.

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Comment: The Life cereal kid ate some pop rocks and then drank some Coke, and
is head exploded.

and i no its TROO becuz its TROO! eve ntho onn yor sight its ays itisnt!!!

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Comment: I don't mind if it is a urban legend or not I just want the recipe.
please

Apparently, they didn't actually READ that page, or they would've noticed the link to the Neiman-Marcus webpage which contains the recipe.

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Comment: Please inform as to whether there is a virus associated with the IRS.
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Comment: Please inform as to whether there is a virus associated with the IRS.

Isn't the IRS itself a virus?

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Comment: Okay, I thought of story I've heard a couple times, always via a
friend-of-a-friend, and perhaps you might be interested in it. I would sure
like to know if you've ever heard it before. I thought maybe it was actually
true the first time I heard it, but then somebody else told me pretty much the
same story about somebody he knew. It goes something like this:

There's this guy and after spending a few hours poking around at the local
night club he eventually finds a nice-looking girl willing to take him home
with her. So they spend the night together and have an enjoyable time. The
next morning, the guy wakes up to find the girl still asleep, and, not
especially interested in seeing her again, he decides to get his things
together and make a quick exit. He's almost out the door when he notices the
girl mumbling something softly, over and over. He goes back to the bed for a
closer look and she's laying there with her eyes closed mumbling something
like, "Shihmafa...shihmafa..." The guy stands there, sort of transfixed, and as
she keeps repeating the phrase, it eventually becomes clear that she is saying,
"Shit on my face...shit on my face..." The first time I heard the story the
guy just left, but in the second version the guy decides to pull down his pants
and go for it, because "he figured he'd never get the chance to do it again"!

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Comment: When I went on the bobsled ride with my husband, he did not fasten his
seat belt. The workers did not check and they sent us on our way. I shouted
to one of the workers as they started the ride and one worker saw me and
motioned for the ride to stop but nothing happened. The ride continued to
proceed. I had to hurry up and buckle his seat belt in the dark to prevent him
from falling to his death. I told the workers what happened after we got off
and all they did was ask if we wanted to ride again. I said no.


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Comment: When I went on the bobsled ride with my husband, he did not fasten his
seat belt. The workers did not check and they sent us on our way. I shouted
to one of the workers as they started the ride and one worker saw me and
motioned for the ride to stop but nothing happened. The ride continued to
proceed. I had to hurry up and buckle his seat belt in the dark to prevent him
from falling to his death. I told the workers what happened after we got off
and all they did was ask if we wanted to ride again. I said no.



Yeah, well tell your dumbass husband to fasten his seatbelt next time.

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Woo hoo! Left "Closed. Back March 21" for good. Too bad it was with such a short petty post Oh well.

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Comment: Just wanted to give you some information on some Disneyland
Attractions.

The Matterhorn's foundation is goign to cease to exist!!!!!! The
Matterhorn's foundation is dissapearing because it is weraing away. Several
cast memebers have said that the bottom is wearing away, forming a pit, and
when it gets to wide, the Mattererhorn will colaspe.


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Comment: Just wanted to give you some information on some Disneyland
Attractions.

The Matterhorn's foundation is goign to cease to exist!!!!!! The
Matterhorn's foundation is dissapearing because it is weraing away. Several
cast memebers have said that the bottom is wearing away, forming a pit, and
when it gets to wide, the Mattererhorn will colaspe.


I'm not sure exactly how this would physically happen. Sinkhole? People taking away Matterhorn souvenirs? It's not like Disney is afraid to shut down a ride - it's been down once while I was there.
*btw, I'd love to pick apart all the spelling in this, but, hey, look at the time!*

Really, the urban legends about the Matterhorn that are TRUE are the amazing ones. Built to scale (literally, too - they used to have actual mountain climbers scaling it), half-size basketball court inside.

The Matterhorn is by FAR my favorite ride at DL. I could ride it again and again. Too bad they don't have a fastpass on it.

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I don't know why, but that Matterhorn just started me laughing uncontrollably.

...tho you might have forwarded it to the folks at Disneygeek.com, who would have thoroughly investigated it.


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