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Everyone needs a hobby.

I know [fish]

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Comment: the myth that we are sending you is if you jump off a 20 story
building and land on a stack of mattresses will you die
from your friends and fans ROBERT, JAMES AND JACOB

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Comment: the myth that we are sending you is if you jump off a 20 story
building and land on a stack of mattresses will you die

And even if you don't . . .

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Comment: I love Twinkies!!!!!
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If you jump off a 20 story bulding and land on a 20 ton Twinkie, will you still love it? Yes, but will you respect it in the morning?

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Comment: I love Twinkies!!!!!

But do Twinkies love you?
Bill D.(Get kinky with Twinkies.)

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I love Twinkies, they’re so neat,
Twinkies are so good to eat!
They’re so bright and they’re so yellow,
Twinkies can cheer up a fellow!
Twinkies are better than chicken soup,
Twinkies are filled with sweet, sweet goop,
I love Twinkies, they’re so nice,
Like little tiny cakes that have no ic-
Ing, Twinkies, twinkies, they’re so neat,
I love to squish them with my feet,
Twinkies put color in your hair,
I stuff Twinkies in my underwear,
Twinkies, Twinkies, like a sponge,
Twinkies, wish I had me one, g
Ee but Twinkies are a treat,
Good ol’ Twinkies can’t be beat,
Twinkies keep you happily fed,
If I could, I’d take ‘em to bed,
Twinkies are such darned good fun,
In Massachusetts you can marry one!
All hail Twinkies, all bow down,
Twinkies are fine all over town.
And I’m done.

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quote:
Originally posted by Brad from Georgia:
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If I could, I’d take ‘em to bed,
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In Massachusetts you can marry one!
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The correspondent would like to do those two things.
Bill D.

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Twinkies, not waffles.

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Brad,

YOMANK [lol]  -

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Comment: Thank you about the gum chewing. I have been chewing mass
amounts of gum since age 6, I am now 53 and never had any problems. Just
thought I would let you know..

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Chewing the same gum for 47 years? I would think it would have lost its flavor by now, but I guess that is not a problem for you...

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Comment: i wanted to write because i thought that this site is very
interesting and funny for several reasons. the first is that my grandpa
was actually the president and ceo of coke for a short period
of time prior to his death of colin cancer he was the v.p. for a while as
well he died at a very young age and i always laugh when i hear the rumor
amongst people because it ties into my family and all. the second is that
cafeene is not against any commandment in the church you can drink caffine
in the church. the sad fact is that people get personal beliefs mixed up
in this issue. the word of wisdom is what we abide by because it is
revelation given from the lord for us to follow it tell us to stay away
from harmful drugs alcohol cofee tabacco and tea. the purpose for this is
because these things are addicting they run peoples lives they break up
families people become slaves to these items these items become false
idols to people and we are suppose to worship the lord God and it is hard
to when you are so addicted to a certain type of drug or product. so if
you are addicted to cafeene under the word of wisdom it would be advising
that person to not be adicted to it if you were addicted to i dont no
apple juice so much that it ran your life then under the word of wisdom it
would advise you not to be addicted to it even though in the word of
wisdom it does not say specifically to stay away from cafeene or apple
juice as i used in that example, but it does say acohol coffee tea tabaco
and any harmful drugs we should stay away from. but lets remeber also what
the lord said "it is not meet that i should command you in all things "

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the first is that my grandpa was actually the president and ceo of coke for a short period of time prior to his death of colin cancer he was the v.p. for a while as well
I know another Colin who was VP, but cancer didn't do him in. Washington politics did.

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it is revelation given from the lord for us to follow it tell us to stay awayfrom harmful drugs alcohol cofee tabacco and tea.
But apparently, the Lord has no problems with crack, heroin or crystal meth. Cofee is the real evil here.

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but lets remeber also what the lord said "it is not meet that i should command you in all things "
This was before the Lord completed his English courses, apparently.

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my grandpa was actually the president and ceo of coke for a short period of time prior to his death
What did he do after his death?
[fish]

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quote:
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my grandpa was actually the president and ceo of coke for a short period of time prior to his death
What did he do after his death?
Moved to Chicago so he could continue to vote! [Big Grin]

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quote:
Originally posted by arnie:
What did he do after his death?
[fish]

Probably bought shares in Pepsi. [Cool]

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quote:
they break up
families

If coffee breaks up your family, I think you've already got problems.

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Comment: Cheney talks to Bush on secret interoffice intercom, claiming to be God, advising Bush on War and Taxes. Bush believes its really God.
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Comment: Cheney talks to Bush on secret interoffice intercom, claiming to be God, advising Bush on War and Taxes. Bush believes its really God.

Going the other way I can see how this might work...

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quote:
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Comment: Cheney talks to Bush on secret interoffice intercom, claiming to be God, advising Bush on War and Taxes. Bush believes its really God.

The Onion strikes again!

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Comment: You know, this is a really cool site. I think that the stories on
it would make a wonderful TV show. I'd watch it. It'd be mighty amusing at
points. So...yeah. You should look into that.

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Comment: I just read the article about superstitions relating to
menstruation, and it made me think of something you might find
interesting...

i had a friend who used those earth friendly, reusable diaphragm-like
inserts when she had her period. she saved the blood in jars, diluted
with water, and used that water on her plants. needless to say, she had
the healthiest most beautiful plants i had ever seen. her only advice,
when watering day comes, take your plants OUTSIDE to do it.

don't know if that will make it onto your site, but if anyone ever asks if
it truly works, you can say yes indeed.

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Comment: i had a friend who used those earth friendly, reusable diaphragm-like inserts when she had her period. she saved the blood in jars, diluted with water, and used that water on her plants. needless to say, she had the healthiest most beautiful plants i had ever seen.

Unfortunately, the plants developed an insatiable appetite for blood, and went "Count Dracula" on their owner. [Eek!]

Since there was no law which forbade houseplants from drinking human blood, the plants got off scot-free. They signed a movie contract, and appeared in the low-budget horror flicks Killer Houseplants!, Killer Houseplants Suck Again! and Killer Houseplants 3: Human Fertilizer!

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Unfortunately, the plants developed an insatiable appetite for blood, and went "Count Dracula" on their owner. [Eek!]

Since there was no law which forbade houseplants from drinking human blood, the plants got off scot-free. They signed a movie contract, and appeared in the low-budget horror flicks, Killer Houseplants!, Killer Houseplants Suck Again! and Killer Houseplants 3: Human Fertilizer!

Sounds like
Little Shop of Horrors

Or, was it Attack of the Killer Tomatoes

PT "Feed me, Seymour!" Vroman

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Comment: Due to traffic accidents involving free roaming animals such as
deer, I believe it will be worth the while to make high fences or a zoo to
hold in the free animals so humans can make their way with their own rules
that were not read by animals first.

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Instead of fencing every road, why don't we teach the animals how to read so they'll know the rules?

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Good idea. And we wouldn't have to teach all of them, only some; they could then tell the others.

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quote:
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Good idea. And we wouldn't have to teach all of them, only some; they could then tell the others.

Every animal is equal, but some are more equal than others.

ETA: 4K, are you really for this kind of apartheid amongst our animal brethern? [fish]

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Comment: Ok, so this is kind of random, but I was over one of my friend's
on campus apartment one night and we were fooling around, having a good
time when I started to tickle her. He roommates weren't home at the time
so it was just the two of us in her room. She was screaming things like
"stop" and "no" in a not too friendly way and we both eventually realized
that someone else on her floor had to have heard her. We also realized
that it sounded a lot like she was just getting raped. We were expecting a
knock on the door at some point from either one of her neighbors or from
her RD. No one ever came.

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quote:
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No one ever came.

Perhaps a better form of foreplay should then be practiced. Tickling is not high on the list of getting your mate aroused even if she does like it.

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Comment: dick van dykes nickname should b willy lorry lesbian
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No, it should be Arty Party Gadzooks.

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No, it should be Richie Truck Seawall.

Or Rob Petrie.

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quote:
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Comment: I just read the article about superstitions relating to
menstruation, and it made me think of something you might find
interesting...*snip*

These things do exist, they're called "menstrual cups". I'd heard of people using said natural fertilizer on their plants before, but I try not to think about it. Thanks a lot, comment person.

*shudder + dry heave = drudder?*

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