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Comment: the myth that we are sending you is if you jump off a 20 story building and land on a stack of mattresses will you die from your friends and fans ROBERT, JAMES AND JACOB
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If you jump off a 20 story bulding and land on a 20 ton Twinkie, will you still love it? Yes, but will you respect it in the morning?
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I love Twinkies, they’re so neat, Twinkies are so good to eat! They’re so bright and they’re so yellow, Twinkies can cheer up a fellow! Twinkies are better than chicken soup, Twinkies are filled with sweet, sweet goop, I love Twinkies, they’re so nice, Like little tiny cakes that have no ic- Ing, Twinkies, twinkies, they’re so neat, I love to squish them with my feet, Twinkies put color in your hair, I stuff Twinkies in my underwear, Twinkies, Twinkies, like a sponge, Twinkies, wish I had me one, g Ee but Twinkies are a treat, Good ol’ Twinkies can’t be beat, Twinkies keep you happily fed, If I could, I’d take ‘em to bed, Twinkies are such darned good fun, In Massachusetts you can marry one! All hail Twinkies, all bow down, Twinkies are fine all over town. And I’m done.
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Comment: Thank you about the gum chewing. I have been chewing mass amounts of gum since age 6, I am now 53 and never had any problems. Just thought I would let you know..
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Chewing the same gum for 47 years? I would think it would have lost its flavor by now, but I guess that is not a problem for you...
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Comment: i wanted to write because i thought that this site is very interesting and funny for several reasons. the first is that my grandpa was actually the president and ceo of coke for a short period of time prior to his death of colin cancer he was the v.p. for a while as well he died at a very young age and i always laugh when i hear the rumor amongst people because it ties into my family and all. the second is that cafeene is not against any commandment in the church you can drink caffine in the church. the sad fact is that people get personal beliefs mixed up in this issue. the word of wisdom is what we abide by because it is revelation given from the lord for us to follow it tell us to stay away from harmful drugs alcohol cofee tabacco and tea. the purpose for this is because these things are addicting they run peoples lives they break up families people become slaves to these items these items become false idols to people and we are suppose to worship the lord God and it is hard to when you are so addicted to a certain type of drug or product. so if you are addicted to cafeene under the word of wisdom it would be advising that person to not be adicted to it if you were addicted to i dont no apple juice so much that it ran your life then under the word of wisdom it would advise you not to be addicted to it even though in the word of wisdom it does not say specifically to stay away from cafeene or apple juice as i used in that example, but it does say acohol coffee tea tabaco and any harmful drugs we should stay away from. but lets remeber also what the lord said "it is not meet that i should command you in all things "
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quote:the first is that my grandpa was actually the president and ceo of coke for a short period of time prior to his death of colin cancer he was the v.p. for a while as well
I know another Colin who was VP, but cancer didn't do him in. Washington politics did.
quote:it is revelation given from the lord for us to follow it tell us to stay awayfrom harmful drugs alcohol cofee tabacco and tea.
But apparently, the Lord has no problems with crack, heroin or crystal meth. Cofee is the real evil here.
quote:but lets remeber also what the lord said "it is not meet that i should command you in all things "
This was before the Lord completed his English courses, apparently.
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quote:my grandpa was actually the president and ceo of coke for a short period of time prior to his death
What did he do after his death?
Moved to Chicago so he could continue to vote!
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If coffee breaks up your family, I think you've already got problems.
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Comment: Cheney talks to Bush on secret interoffice intercom, claiming to be God, advising Bush on War and Taxes. Bush believes its really God.
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quote:Originally posted by snopes: Comment: Cheney talks to Bush on secret interoffice intercom, claiming to be God, advising Bush on War and Taxes. Bush believes its really God.
Going the other way I can see how this might work...
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quote:Originally posted by snopes: Comment: Cheney talks to Bush on secret interoffice intercom, claiming to be God, advising Bush on War and Taxes. Bush believes its really God.
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Comment: You know, this is a really cool site. I think that the stories on it would make a wonderful TV show. I'd watch it. It'd be mighty amusing at points. So...yeah. You should look into that.
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Comment: I just read the article about superstitions relating to menstruation, and it made me think of something you might find interesting...
i had a friend who used those earth friendly, reusable diaphragm-like inserts when she had her period. she saved the blood in jars, diluted with water, and used that water on her plants. needless to say, she had the healthiest most beautiful plants i had ever seen. her only advice, when watering day comes, take your plants OUTSIDE to do it.
don't know if that will make it onto your site, but if anyone ever asks if it truly works, you can say yes indeed.
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quote:Originally posted by snopes: Comment: i had a friend who used those earth friendly, reusable diaphragm-like inserts when she had her period. she saved the blood in jars, diluted with water, and used that water on her plants. needless to say, she had the healthiest most beautiful plants i had ever seen.
Unfortunately, the plants developed an insatiable appetite for blood, and went "Count Dracula" on their owner.
Since there was no law which forbade houseplants from drinking human blood, the plants got off scot-free. They signed a movie contract, and appeared in the low-budget horror flicks Killer Houseplants!, Killer Houseplants Suck Again! and Killer Houseplants 3: Human Fertilizer!Posts: 934 | From: Massachusetts | Registered: Dec 2002
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quote:Originally posted by rockland6674: Unfortunately, the plants developed an insatiable appetite for blood, and went "Count Dracula" on their owner.
Since there was no law which forbade houseplants from drinking human blood, the plants got off scot-free. They signed a movie contract, and appeared in the low-budget horror flicks, Killer Houseplants!, Killer Houseplants Suck Again! and Killer Houseplants 3: Human Fertilizer!
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Comment: Due to traffic accidents involving free roaming animals such as deer, I believe it will be worth the while to make high fences or a zoo to hold in the free animals so humans can make their way with their own rules that were not read by animals first.
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Good idea. And we wouldn't have to teach all of them, only some; they could then tell the others.
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quote:Originally posted by Four Kitties: Good idea. And we wouldn't have to teach all of them, only some; they could then tell the others.
Every animal is equal, but some are more equal than others.
ETA: 4K, are you really for this kind of apartheid amongst our animal brethern?
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Comment: Ok, so this is kind of random, but I was over one of my friend's on campus apartment one night and we were fooling around, having a good time when I started to tickle her. He roommates weren't home at the time so it was just the two of us in her room. She was screaming things like "stop" and "no" in a not too friendly way and we both eventually realized that someone else on her floor had to have heard her. We also realized that it sounded a lot like she was just getting raped. We were expecting a knock on the door at some point from either one of her neighbors or from her RD. No one ever came.
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quote:Originally posted by snopes: No one ever came.
Perhaps a better form of foreplay should then be practiced. Tickling is not high on the list of getting your mate aroused even if she does like it.
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quote:Originally posted by snopes: Comment: I just read the article about superstitions relating to menstruation, and it made me think of something you might find interesting...*snip*
These things do exist, they're called "menstrual cups". I'd heard of people using said natural fertilizer on their plants before, but I try not to think about it. Thanks a lot, comment person.
*shudder + dry heave = drudder?*
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