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Delia Darrow
I Saw Three Shipments


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quote:
Originally posted by snopes:
Comment: WHAT IS YOUR NAME

John Jacob Jingle Heimer Schmidt...

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Starla
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His name is my name too!

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Stoneage Dinosaur
We Wish You a Merry Giftmas


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quote:
Originally posted by snopes:
Comment: WHAT IS YOUR NAME

Don't tell him, Pike!

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pob14
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All the Pythonesque answers, and nobody has said . . .

Well, it's spelt Raymond Luxury Yacht, but it's pronounced Throatwobbler Mangrove.

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Brad from Georgia
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My name is Samuel Small and I hate you one and all, you're a filthy gang of muckers, damn your eyes.

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TallGeekyGirl
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quote:
Originally posted by snopes:
Comment: WHAT IS YOUR NAME

I'm Stuart Smalley, and I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and gosh darn it, people like me!

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snopes
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Comment: I received an Email regarding the TARGET Store, could please let
ME know if the rumor is TRUE... Have "U" received anything about the
TARGET STORE??

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Damian
We Wish You a Merry Giftmas


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quote:
Originally posted by snopes:
Comment: I received an Email regarding the TARGET Store, could please let
ME know if the rumor is TRUE... Have "U" received anything about the
TARGET STORE??

I just received their Christmas catalogue in the mail. Does that count?

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glisp42
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quote:
Originally posted by snopes:
Comment: WHAT IS YOUR NAME

You can call me...Tim?

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Zamboni_Rodeo
Deck the Malls


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quote:
Originally posted by snopes:
Comment: WHAT IS YOUR NAME

I want to be called... Loretta!

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Izzy Quigley
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quote:
Originally posted by pob14:
Well, it's spelt Raymond Luxury Yacht, but it's pronounced Throatwobbler Mangrove.

You're a very silly man and I'm not going to interview you.

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quote:
Originally posted by snopes:
Comment: WHAT IS YOUR NAME

I AM.....BATMAN!

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Major D. Saster
The First USA Noel


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quote:
Originally posted by snopes:
Comment: WHAT IS YOUR NAME

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name

But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game

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Lonely Mountain
Jingle All the Layaway


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quote:
Originally posted by snopes:
Comment: I received an Email regarding the TARGET Store, could please let
ME know if the rumor is TRUE... Have "U" received anything about the
TARGET STORE??

Anyone else thinks this comment sounds like he/she is planning a heist?

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pob14
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quote:
Originally posted by Izzy Quigley:
quote:
Originally posted by pob14:
Well, it's spelt Raymond Luxury Yacht, but it's pronounced Throatwobbler Mangrove.

You're a very silly man and I'm not going to interview you.
Ah! Anti-semitism!

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kanazawa
I'll Be Home for After Christmas Sales


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quote:
Originally posted by snopes:
Comment: WHAT IS YOUR NAME

I am Iron Man
Nuh nuh nuh nuh huh,
Nuh nuh nuh nuh

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jessboo
The First USA Noel


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Princess Consuela Bananahammock


ETA: this one is much better, and i don't even watch the show,

My name is Jack Bauer, and this is the longest day of my life.

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lazerus the duck
The First USA Noel


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Comment: WHAT IS YOUR NAME
Call me Ishmael

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Brad from Georgia
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Call me a taxi.

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Fantine
I'm Dreaming of a White Sale


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Okay. You're a taxi.

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Karmyn
Jingle Bell Hock


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I am William Burroughs.

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UrbanReindeer
Deck the Malls


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I am the Walrus, coo coo cachoo!

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TrishDaDish
Let There Be PCs on Earth


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quote:
Originally posted by lazerus the duck:
quote:
Comment: WHAT IS YOUR NAME
Call me Ishmael
Someone on page two would disagree with you...

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