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Mrs. Chicopea
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I actually saw this for the first time on a show last night and of course they were passing it off as legit. I don't know enough about photoshop to know if it is or isn't. If it is, my goodness!

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Looks like a weapon of mass destruction.

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Mistletoey Chloe
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And there was me thinking he leaned to the right...

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Seaboe Muffinchucker
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quote:
Originally posted by Chloe:
And there was me thinking he leaned to the right...

Groan...

Good one, Chloe.

Seaboe [Big Grin]

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Cyrus the Virus
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I'm sure I'm missing something...what's in question about the picture?
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Seaboe Muffinchucker
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Cyrus, have you seen the picture of the Pirate? It's in the initiation thread (sorry, can't find it to link).

Take a look at that picture and then at the Dick Cheney picture.

ETA link to the initiation thread

Seaboe

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Tootsie Plunkette
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From the context, and the mention of the Pirate, I can guess... but on my monitor at work I can't see anything. And ew, thanks for making me try!

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guruwan2b
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I, too, want to thank you for making me look at Cheney's ........

Oh, and the pirate is too young to have fathered Dick...

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Mistletoey Chloe
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Guru: around here it's polite to say "the pirate is too young to have fathered squat ."

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Mad Jay
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Well, the pirate wins hands down if we were judging based on the shape, but I think Big Dick Cheney wins the size contest

Erm.. did that sound gay?

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guruwan2b
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Ever consider that his Depends shifted???

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Cyrus the Virus
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Thanks, Seaboe. Well, sorta thanks. Now I have to scrub my brain to get the images out. [lol]
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Mrs. Chicopea
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quote:
Originally posted by guruwan2b:
I, too, want to thank you for making me look at Cheney's ........

Oh, and the pirate is too young to have fathered Dick...

I suppose I went with fathered Dick Cheney as I assumed the picture of the pirate was older than it is. (40s? 50s?) My mistake [Big Grin]

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VA Chro
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Appears to be a legit photo, but I still would have to argue that the pirate still has ... some .. on him.

Link to an article citing it as coming from Milwaukee Journal Sentinel - Milwaukee Magazine Article, Dec 2004

Edit: Adding this link to a blog with a larger version that is even creepier. Note small child next to knee. [fish]

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Makes you feel patriotic, though, don't it ? That America's VP is hung like a moose ?

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Joseph Z
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I don't recognize Cheney to Pirate. Besides the ugly photo shot where this vice president would kick the camera man's ass for such a lousy photo.

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Dubb
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Are your other 903 posts this stupid?
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quote:
Originally posted by Dubb:
Are your other 903 posts this stupid?

Now, was that really necessary? [Wink]

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Zipper69
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Guys, guys...surely you recognise that unsightly bulge?

It's Karl Rove.

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quote:
Originally posted by Zipper69:
Guys, guys...surely you recognise that unsightly bulge?

It's Karl Rove.

Turd blossom? It Depends.
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Griffin at the Maul
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Reminds me of the pic of Clinton on the sailboat...where it was obvious he was NOT thinking of Hilary.

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2ys4u
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Wellll, I asked Mr. Cheney himself if the rumors about his unnaturally large appendage were true or false, and this is the answer he gave me:

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[Big Grin] [dunce] [fish] [lol]

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Tootsie Plunkette
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Yes, but is that length or girth?

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Phaedra
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Before y'all get too excited I'd like to suggest that Mr. Cheney has what one might call scrotal sag. I worked on a male psychogeriatric ward years ago and I can tell you some of those old fellas had scrotal sacks that nearly reached their knees.
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Mistletoey Chloe
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I was eating!

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guruwan2b
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Phaedra, that is just TMI.....
[Eek!]

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GS Rabbit
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And here I thought all this time his behavior was compensation for something... whew, apparently not.
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What's so surprising about this? All Republicans have huge penises.

Haven't you ever heard the term "Big Swinging Dick?"

First "won't go in the backdoor, cause I got a weapon of ass destruction" of Two

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Mad Jay
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quote:
Originally posted by First of Stew:
What's so surprising about this? All Republicans have huge penises.

I hope you are not claiming to be the authority on Republican penises

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First of Two
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Okay, so I'm extrapolating from a statistical sample of me...

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