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qualli
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"There is no feeling in the world quite as satisfactory as a good bowel movement"

I've heard this quote given to a number of royals, a first lady or two, and even Benjamin Franklin. But I have yet to figure out who, if anybody, ever said it.

Growing up, I heard a variation of this quite frequently along with the "well, at least you're not constipated" when complaining about anything.

me: "Aww man, I've got a 20 page paper due tommorow, and I need that grade to pass. I can't believe I forgot about it."
well meaning older person:"It could be worse, you could be constipated"

me: "I just wrecked my truck! that car was coming right at me. Scared the shit out of me."
wmop: "Well at least you don't have to worry about being constipated"

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the Virgin Marrya
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I love things taken out of context....

quote:
Originally posted by qualli:
me: "...I need that grade to pass. ..."
well meaning older person:"It could be worse, you could be constipated"



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Mr. Snake
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It sounds like something Benjamin Franklin might have said, but I just don't know.
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Open Mike Night
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I've heard the saying:
"There's nothing as overrated as sex, and as underrated as a good bowel movement."

But I can't tell you who said it.

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Mistletoey Chloe
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I can tell you that I wouldn't want to be married to him or her...

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STF
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A good BM is one of life's simplest joys. It doesn't compare to sex though.

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Tootsie Plunkette
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Sounds like something Dr. Kellogg would have said, either in real life or in The Road to Wellville.

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