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Mojo Jojo
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My favorite quote has no real meaning behide it and is prettu stright forward, and anybody who watches "old" tv sitcoms I am sure has heard this one....

"Whatchoo talkin' bout Willis?"

People never make sense to me, and Diff'rent Strokes is my favorite show!


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melissababe
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What about

"Hey Weezay!!"

(jeffersons)


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SubMinus
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These two are collected from Scott Adams' book The Dilbert Future:

In the future, employees will be either superstars or perspiration wipers. Those who aren´t qualified to do either will become managers.

In the future, the age of consent for sex and liquor will be raised to 120.

This one is politically incorrect, but I like it anyway:
The Internet is like the special Olympics; even if you're the best you're still retarded.


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superstar
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"I'll be delighted as hell when the gold rush begins"
- George Washington

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Mama Duck
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"Old age and treachery will overcome youth and skill every time." -don't know who originally said it, but my grandfather likes to quote it a lot.
"Believe what you want, it doesn't change the truth." Cajun saying

And then there is the fountain of all wisdom. Yes, I'm speaking of "The Simpsons"
-"Too bad. You're screwed. Good-bye" Fired garbage comissioner.
-"I got it" Lisa Simpson
-"On closer inspection, these are loafers."
And of course, the best quote "D'uh!"

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Poets Fire
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quote:
Originally posted by Mama Duck:
"And then there is the fountain of all wisdom. Yes, I'm speaking of "The Simpsons"

Oh goody! Here are my favs:

"The strong must protect the sweet"

"it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen."

"Here's to alcohol: the source of, and answer to, all of life's problems."

"The answer to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV"

"Trying is the first step towards failure."

"I like my beer cold…my TV loud…and my homosexuals flaming"

"The code of the schoolyard, Marge! The rules that teach a boy to be a man. Let's see. Don't tattle. Always make fun of those different from you. Never say anything, unless you're sure everyone feels exactly the same way you do."

"Old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so that it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use."

"Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true!"

"Well you know boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like women. You just have to read the manual and press the right button"

"Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girls sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing and such and such"

"TELEVISION! Teacher! Mother! (secret lover)"

Poets "D'oh!" Fire


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melissababe
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"no, you giant can of beer"

(Barney's response when asked by the police if he had been drinking and driving.)


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Mama Duck
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Okay, instant classic brought to us by one of our own. I can't wait for a situation to arise just so I can use this quote.

quote:
Polymers/plastics have certain physical and mechanical properties that cheese doesn't quite have.
Alchemy


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SubMinus
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Simpsons trivia #865:
Did you know that, in the first Simpsons scripts, "D'oh!" is referred to as "ANNOYED GRUNT". How they made that into "D'oh!" is beyond me.

Sub"'Doh!' 'Aw, nuts!' 'Mmmmmm... Donuts!'"Minus


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melissababe
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quote:
Originally posted by SubMinus:
Simpsons trivia #865:
Did you know that, in the first Simpsons scripts, "D'oh!" is referred to as "ANNOYED GRUNT". How they made that into "D'oh!" is beyond me.

Sub"'Doh!' 'Aw, nuts!' 'Mmmmmm... Donuts!'"Minus


I think those two previous posts deserve a d'oh.


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Astra
The "Was on Sale" Song


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"I may not agree with what you say, but I will defend your right to say it to the death." -Voltaire?

"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups" -somebody dead, most likely

"Great spirits have often faced violent opposition from mediocre minds" -Einstein

"NARF!" - Pinky

also see basically the entire set of lyrics to Garth Brooks' "The Change"

-Lisa

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Ryan's Privates
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Posted by Veneer..

quote:
"Watch that first step -- It's a lulu!"
Bugs Bunny

Don't forget.....


"I knew I shoulda taken a left at Albakoikee!"

A few of mine.

"Well.....since you're here.......and I'm here..........doesn't that sort of make it..like..our time???"

and

"People on ludes should not drive cars!!!!"

----Spicolli; Fast Times at Ridgemont High


"If you can't be an athlete: Be an athletic supporter!"
---The high school principal (who's name escapes me) from "Grease"


Of course oral sex is adultry! If Curling is an Olympic sport; oral sex is adultry. I, for one, believe oral sex should be an Olympic sport. Because it's very difficult and if you're any good at it....................you deserve a medal!"
----Lewis Black


and, on a more serious note..

Morality is not now and never has been a significant part of the criminal justice system.
---Justice Thurgood Marshal

The future is ugly; so we put our prophets in prison.
---Charles Manson


Ryan's "Naaaa........What's Up, Doc??" Privates


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kjbrasda
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best insult i have heard:
May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits
Garfield in a big book of insults

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Who are you? Who? Who?

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odaiwai
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I keep six honest serving-men
(They taught me all I knew);
Their names are What and Why and When
And How and Where and Who.
-- Kipling

"There's only one thing wrong with that plan. Its complete bollocks." - Blackadder

"I'm Brian and so's my wife!" - Life of Brian, Monthy Python

There's one I can't remember verbatim, but it's from Interesting Times by Terry Pratchett. After Cohen despatches some ninjas who try to fight with style instead of fighting to win, he says something like "you can either fight, or you can muck about, but you can't do both."

dave


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apatheena
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quote:
Originally posted by BlueRose:
"Nah, nobody drives in New York City, there's too much traffic."

credit my brother-in-law, Andrew

Amy "sounds like something Yogi Berra would say, doesn't it?" Bennett


That was in an episode of Futurama.

My favorite is my signature. My eighth grade humanitys teacher said it, at least to me.
Thanks Mrs. Jacobs!


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Ryan's Privates
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quote:

best insult i have heard: May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits
Garfield in a big book of insults

I remember hearing Johnny Carson say this years ago as 'Karnak the Magnificent'.


A few more......

"Mom always said....don't play ball in the house!"
---Peter Brady

"Momma always says.....if you can't say something nice...............................don't say nothin' at all."
----Thumper

Almost anything ever said by Coach on Cheers.


And one I left out previously.......

"Religion is the opiate of the masses."
----Karl Marx


Ryan's "Anybody wanna my tie?" Privates


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noreen
We Three Blings


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quote:
Originally posted by Ryan's Privates:

I remember hearing Johnny Carson say this years ago as 'Karnak the Magnificent'.


Ryan's "Anybody wanna my tie?" Privates


More Karnac:

"May a near-sighted rhinocerous fall in love with your Volkswagen (sp?)"



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melissababe
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More Simpsons:

"I'm a murdidli-erderer!!!", Ned Flanders The 'Rear Window" episode.

"Hideho Neglectereenos" , Ned Flanders, to His foster kids, Bart, Lisa and Maggie

Love that Neddie!


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Fiddler Woman
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quote:
Originally posted by Pinqy the Irrecoverable:

I drank what? Socrates


pinqy


LOL! pinqy--
This has become one of my favorites, now.
Bev


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