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Originally posted by Ryda Wong:
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Originally posted by LMNOP:
I ran into this recently. I wonder which of these are true:

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Fun Facts
Bad Middle Ages!
Women were discouraged from having orgasms during the Middle Ages because it was thought that orgasms made women less capable of getting pregnant.


Not true. Actually, it was the opposite. It was believed that a woman could concieve ONLY if she orgasmed during the act. Not that this was necessarly better, because if a woman was raped and became pregnant, she was often charged with adultry, because pregnancy = orgasm = consent. They didn't quite realize that physical response and consent were two different things.
...though I'm told female orgasm can increase the likelihood of conception:

http://infertility.about.com/od/reproductionbasics1/a/femaleorgasm.htm
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orgasm#The_evolutionary_purpose_of_orgasms

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8 out of 10 Can't Be Wrong!
In a recent survey of women who use vibrators for sexual relief, 8 out 10 stated they do not insert the vibrator inside them, they use it on the outsideof the clitoris to achieve orgasm.

In related news, 8 out of 10 women know the difference between a vibrator and a dildo.

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Originally posted by TuFurg:
No it doesn't. At some point you don't have a say in the matter- it's going to clean itself whether you've made it to the john or not.

When I was at school, there was someone a couple of years above me that once held a poo in so long that he had to have it surgically removed. Admitedly, this was a FOAF story, but several people agreed on it.

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Originally posted by Spikey:
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Originally posted by TuFurg:
No it doesn't. At some point you don't have a say in the matter- it's going to clean itself whether you've made it to the john or not.

When I was at school, there was someone a couple of years above me that once held a poo in so long that he had to have it surgically removed. Admitedly, this was a FOAF story, but several people agreed on it.
FOAF's love company. There must be a mathematical equation for this.
(Impossibility)/(gullibility) X (salaciousness) = no. of people who will actually believe it.

I/G x S = mob mentality

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Warning, if you can't handle graphic descriptions, don't read further. You have been warned!

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When I was at school, there was someone a couple of years above me that once held a poo in so long that he had to have it surgically removed. Admitedly, this was a FOAF story, but several people agreed on it.
This can happen, but not as a result of volontarily holding it back (anyone who really, really had to go knows this), but as a result of intestinal problems. This happened to my father as a result of complications a couple of years after surgery removing colon cancer, and I tell you that it's no picnic. Imagine the feeling of really having to go, but you can't, until you reach a point where you start to more or less puke it up. When they performed surgery again to fix it, the contents of the intestines where hard as concrete.

He was in hospital for a month, much of that time in intensive care.

So, it can happen and it is no laughing matter.

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From the Shorter Oxford English Dictionary.

Dildo. 1696. [prob. the same word as prec., from its cylindrical form like a 'dildo glass'.] A tree or shrub of the genus Cereus (N.O. Cactaceae) - 1756.

So, a dildo can be a cactus. Which is bad enough.
Further research (done many years ago when such things amused me more than they do now) shows the Latin name for this cactus to be Cereus peruvianus - a variety of cactus with pronounced side ribbing.
From there, it was but a short leap to discover that there is a variety of this cactus that goes by the glorious name of Cereus peruvianus Monstrosus - aka the Monstrous dildo.

More recently, the Cephalocerus millspaughii is also known as the Dildo cactus.

Just a thought for today!

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So I guess no one paused for a second and said WOAH at the whale one? Talk about walk right out of it...

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quote:
Originally posted by Troberg:
Warning, if you can't handle graphic descriptions, don't read further. You have been warned!

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When I was at school, there was someone a couple of years above me that once held a poo in so long that he had to have it surgically removed. Admitedly, this was a FOAF story, but several people agreed on it.
This can happen, but not as a result of volontarily holding it back (anyone who really, really had to go knows this), but as a result of intestinal problems. This happened to my father as a result of complications a couple of years after surgery removing colon cancer, and I tell you that it's no picnic. Imagine the feeling of really having to go, but you can't, until you reach a point where you start to more or less puke it up. When they performed surgery again to fix it, the contents of the intestines where hard as concrete.

He was in hospital for a month, much of that time in intensive care.

So, it can happen and it is no laughing matter.

You're right about it's being no laughing matter. I shared a hospital room once with a woman who had an intestinal impaction, and I never witnessed such agony. She said it was worse than childbirth. Also, one of my work-study students had one and was out of commission for over two weeks. She said she was afraid she was going to die and was afraid she wasn't going to die when the pain was at its worst.

How is your father now?

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She said she was afraid she was going to die and was afraid she wasn't going to die when the pain was at its worst.
I can certainly relate to that. My father was at the hospital for a month because of this problem and had two major surgeries (one to remove the blockage, one to fix something that went wrong the first time). Although still physically strong at that time, his liver cancer meant that surgery and possible infections made it even riskier. I later heard that he did not think he would leave the hospital alive.

As for the pain, I have only one thing to say: thank god for morphine. It has spared so many people so much pain (although, in this case it was not that effective and they were somewhat restrictive as they needed to know how he felt).

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How is your father now?
Sadly, the cancer went to the liver and he died a little more than 2 years ago, about a year after the problem described here.

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Originally posted by Signora Del Drago:
You're right about it's being no laughing matter. I shared a hospital room once with a woman who had an intestinal impaction, and I never witnessed such agony. She said it was worse than childbirth. Also, one of my work-study students had one and was out of commission for over two weeks. She said she was afraid she was going to die and was afraid she wasn't going to die when the pain was at its worst.

This is what killed my mother. Essentially.

She had an infarction in her intestines and was too frail for surgery.

Seaboe

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Originally posted by Esprise Me:
Who on earth masturbates with a candle???

My Ex-Wife did (and presumably still does). With some candles, the body heat softens them just enough to be able to mold into all sorts of interesting shapes.
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Troberg and Seaboe, it's hard to watch a parent die. Although I was 32 years old when my daddy died, I felt like I was a child again. I took care of my mother for 8 months of the year 1994 while she was dying. I don't think we ever stop missing them. Life is very difficult, yes? *hugs*

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Heck! and even though females got a vagina...They could still pee standing up!

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posted by icky
Heck! and even though females got a vagina...They could still pee standing up!

Huh? I'm not questioning the girls peeing in a standing position thing, as I've seen it done (don't ask, or do, if you're interested), I just don't understand...well, I just don't understand.

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Longest Labia Minora: some African tribes enlarge their labia to 7 inches in length.
Largest Buttocks: Hottentot tribe have buttocks that each can be two or three feet.

The Khoisan of the Kalahari Desert have a tendency towards enlarged labia and steatopygia ("large buttocks").

A couple Khoikhoi (a subgroup of the Khoisan, formerly Hottentots) women with generous bums toured Europe as "Hottentot Venus".

The Khoisan languages are known for their clicks.

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quote:
Originally posted by candy from strangers with bird flu:
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posted by icky
Heck! and even though females got a vagina...They could still pee standing up!

Huh? I'm not questioning the girls peeing in a standing position thing, as I've seen it done (don't ask, or do, if you're interested), I just don't understand...well, I just don't understand.
Well some might be interested! For science you know... [Smile]

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Originally posted by Spikey:
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It's A Fact!
The vagina and the eye are self-cleaning organs.

Well that one's true. Blinking washes your eye with tears, and I remember reading that the vagina is self-cleaning.
No! No it's not! We must buy scented wipes and tampons to save ourself from our own hideousness!!!!!Eleven!!!!
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Originally posted by NZUL:
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Originally posted by Floater:
If you're not yet potty-trained maybe, but once you are it takes a deliberate action from your side to empty it (if you're in a healthy condition, of course).

(Nice nick for this thread, btw)

Well, actually, it's still self cleaning. It's just not self emptying. I mean, it's not like you shove a toothbrush up there every other day, right?

You might not but these guys might.

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Originally posted by Jason Threadslayer:
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Longest Labia Minora: some African tribes enlarge their labia to 7 inches in length.
Largest Buttocks: Hottentot tribe have buttocks that each can be two or three feet.

The Khoisan of the Kalahari Desert have a tendency towards enlarged labia and steatopygia ("large buttocks").

A couple Khoikhoi (a subgroup of the Khoisan, formerly Hottentots) women with generous bums toured Europe as "Hottentot Venus".

The Khoisan languages are known for their clicks.

Ooh- I know one of them. His name was Olani but the 'o'wasn't an 'o', it was a click. We met him when we were drunk- trying to pronounce his name was a source of much amusement.

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quote:
Originally posted by NZUL:
quote:
Originally posted by Floater:
If you're not yet potty-trained maybe, but once you are it takes a deliberate action from your side to empty it (if you're in a healthy condition, of course).

(Nice nick for this thread, btw)

Well, actually, it's still self cleaning. It's just not self emptying. I mean, it's not like you shove a toothbrush up there every other day, right?

Personally, I wipe!
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quote:
Originally posted by Troberg:
Warning, if you can't handle graphic descriptions, don't read further. You have been warned!

quote:
When I was at school, there was someone a couple of years above me that once held a poo in so long that he had to have it surgically removed. Admitedly, this was a FOAF story, but several people agreed on it.
This can happen, but not as a result of volontarily holding it back (anyone who really, really had to go knows this), but as a result of intestinal problems. This happened to my father as a result of complications a couple of years after surgery removing colon cancer, and I tell you that it's no picnic. Imagine the feeling of really having to go, but you can't, until you reach a point where you start to more or less puke it up. When they performed surgery again to fix it, the contents of the intestines where hard as concrete.

He was in hospital for a month, much of that time in intensive care.

So, it can happen and it is no laughing matter.

That sounds positively horrible and not funny at all. I'm sorry he had that but I'm glad he came out of it alright. (though I'm sorry he died of cancer later) My God! how awful!

-And sorry for your mom, too, Seaboe.

-And also Signora.
(hugs)

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sympathetic waffles

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Largest Vagina: the female blue whale with a normal length of 6 to 8 feet.
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Smallest Vagina: 2 or 3 centimeters - surgery is required for correction.

If the largest vagina belongs to a whale, wouldn't the smallest vagina belong to some small mammal, possibly a shrew? I think some species of shrew have a body length of only a few centimeters.
Edit: Found it, yay Google.
Pygmy Shrew
Latin name: Sorex minutus
Size: Approximately 60mms from tip of nose to base of tail. The tail is around 40mms long.

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"Scrump" is archaic slang for "the sexual act." Ben Franklin referred to prostitutes as "scrumpets."
I swear on everything holy that less then a minute after reading that, someone on the show my 2-year-old is watching said that something was "scrump-a-lisious". O_O That word will never be the same.
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quote:
Originally posted by mizzie:
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"Scrump" is archaic slang for "the sexual act." Ben Franklin referred to prostitutes as "scrumpets."
I swear on everything holy that less then a minute after reading that, someone on the show my 2-year-old is watching said that something was "scrump-a-lisious". O_O That word will never be the same.
If the reported tidbit is true, it also gives a new meaning to "scrumptious"--not to mention Roald Dahl's term "scrum-diddly-umptious"!
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Yeah, that had occured to me as well.
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quote:
Originally posted by candy from strangers with bird flu:
quote:
posted by icky
Heck! and even though females got a vagina...They could still pee standing up!

Huh? I'm not questioning the girls peeing in a standing position thing, as I've seen it done (don't ask, or do, if you're interested), I just don't understand...well, I just don't understand.
Maybe this is what she was referring to.

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It's A Fact!
The vagina and the eye are self-cleaning organs.

What the NFBSK ??? My girlfriend told me that the only way to clean it was with my tongue ?!

(I mean... the vagina not the eye... uh...)

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quote:
Originally posted by Mr. Billion:
quote:
Originally posted by candy from strangers with bird flu:
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posted by icky
Heck! and even though females got a vagina...They could still pee standing up!

Huh? I'm not questioning the girls peeing in a standing position thing, as I've seen it done (don't ask, or do, if you're interested), I just don't understand...well, I just don't understand.
Maybe this is what she was referring to.
I was mostly just wondering what the post was in reference to, but looking back I think it may have been another vagina fact, perhaps?

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Originally posted by NZUL:

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Longest Recorded Orgasm: 43-seconds with 25 consecutive contractions.
Dear God. What is a "recorded orgasm" and who's recording this stuff????!!
I suspect there are longer ones, but it's not going to be the easiest thing to record unless you are seriously fetishy about medical equipment (okay, some women are seriously fetishy about it, but maybe they aren't the same ones with long orgasms).

I find I can prolong my orgasm and keep the contractions going albeit at a slower rate before they subside entirely. It's all a matter of me knowing where and how to touch the clitoris to keep it going. And I am in no condition to time it, nor to tell my partner when to start and stop a stopwatch and definitely not in any condition to count contractions!

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quote:
Originally posted by alsachti:
quote:

It's A Fact!
The vagina and the eye are self-cleaning organs.

What the NFBSK ??? My girlfriend told me that the only way to clean it was with my tongue ?!

(I mean... the vagina not the eye... uh...)

You mean she's not into oculolinctus?

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is this in any way relate to diverticulitus?(sp?) my mom had that and she said it was aweful. i guess any pain down in that region is. but worse then childbirth? wow.
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is this in any way relate to diverticulitus?(sp?) my mom had that and she said it was aweful. i guess any pain down in that region is. but worse then childbirth? wow.

Are you referring to Llewtrah's comment about "oculolinctus"? If you're joking, sorry, but Llewtrah's comment is reffering to the act of "licking your partner's eye for sexual arousal."

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When I was at school, there was someone a couple of years above me that once held a poo in so long that he had to have it surgically removed. Admitedly, this was a FOAF story, but several people agreed on it.
On another note...
during boot camp the food often provides quite a change from what you are used to, causing various difficulties.
A buddy of mine from SC got really constipated. I think he went 4 days without pooping. Then we went to swim quals and as soon as he hit the water his constipation disappeared.
He was quite upset and the rest of us had quite a laugh. Fortunately the new navy provides swimwear which held in most everything.

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Didn't Dairy Queen used to claim their products were " scrump -dilly-icious"? Not sure that's the cream I want in my banana split...

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