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http://www.villagevoice.com/people/0531,savage,66457,24.html

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Q. I was dog-sitting for my friend and I fell asleep on the floor in my T-shirt (no underwear). When I awoke, the dog was licking my pussy, and to be honest, it felt so good that I didn't stop him until I came like I never have in my life. I was totally embarrassed and disgusted with myself, but the next night, it happened again. My questions:

(1) Can I get infected in any way by dog germs on my pussy?

(2) Is this harmful to me in any way?

(3) How sick am I to fully enjoy this?


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DesertRat
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Is it illegal the muzzle a troll?

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DesertRat
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Actually, having read that article, that was one of the funniest things I've seen ain a long time.

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Kitsune26
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I like the one below it.
Especially the "can't move" bit.

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A: Because he can ! [Razz]

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Ya know.... I was gonna say somthing smart-ass funny when I saw the title of the thread but.... I don't think I can beat the OP [Razz]

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kjbrasda, I know whatcha mean... I know whatcha mean...

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I'll attempt to answer the question in the OP and state that yes, if bacteria are introduced into the vagina or urethra you can wind up with a yeast infection or UTI. However, this can happen with normal human sex. I don't know offhand the ratio of dog-mouth bacteria to human-mouth bacteria. You're not going to get herpes or crabs or the clap from a dog's mouth, but there's still the risk of bacterial infections.

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If you thought the OP was wack, try digging around the Savage Love archives for the letter about the grandmother who diddles her parakeet...

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DesertRat
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Cervus, have't you heard? Their mouths are cleaner than ours. [Big Grin]

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quote:
Originally posted by asnakeny:
If you thought the OP was wack, try digging around the Savage Love archives for the letter about the grandmother who diddles her parakeet...

or the little girl who goes to the hospital after her hand gets stuck while fisting herself....jeez, there's too many great ones to mention...

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Think of that site as a repository of pervish trolls and recycled ULs. It's good reading, actually, as I have discovered in the last day.

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quote:
but the next night, it happened again.
How often do half naked girls fall sleep with their legs wide open?

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DesertRat
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How often do half naked girls fall sleep with their legs wide open?
Not often enough, if you ask me.


(Okay, okay... [fish] )

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hehehe [lol]

Ya big jerk! [fish]

The thread title brings back the old joke:

Two guys are walking down the street/alley/railroad tracks and come across this dog, licking itself. One guy says whistfully, "Geez, I wish I could do that!"

To which his partner replies, "Well, if you scratch him behind his ears, he may let you!"

Ba dum pum

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DemonWolf
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She could atleast reciprocate! The poor doggy is working his little butt off to give her a good time and all she can do is jump up and write an email?

No wonder she doesn't have a guy!

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DesertRat
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Right about this time, the female snopesters are lighting torches and gathering pitchforks... [Big Grin] [Big Grin]

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DemonWolf
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quote:
Originally posted by DesertRat:
Right about this time, the female snopesters are lighting torches and gathering pitchforks... [Big Grin] [Big Grin]

There's atleast one who knows where I work. Maybe I should go into hiding...

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 - <--- the closest I could get to a pitchfork and torch.

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DemonWolf
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Oh, no! She has a lazerbeam pitchfork thingy!

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quote:
Originally posted by DesertRat:
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How often do half naked girls fall sleep with their legs wide open?
Not often enough, if you ask me.


(Okay, okay... [fish] )

I happen to know a girl who is in the habit of sleeping on couches after a night of partying... with her legs spread... and no undies! [Frown] She is quite the legend in my hometown...

(and no, you can't have her number!!!! [fish] )

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that "not often enough" comment made me spit my dink all over the screen!
My wife is just staring at me like "what the hell is wrong with you?!?"

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You can reach your own dink???

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DesertRat
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What a fortunate man.

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Bet he never sits in the barracks wondering what to do...

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DesertRat
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[lol]

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quote:
Originally posted by Sullen Moon:

I happen to know a girl who is in the habit of sleeping on couches after a night of partying... with her legs spread... and no undies! [Frown] She is quite the legend in my hometown...

(and no, you can't have her number!!!! [fish] )

Ok, but what about my dog?

[Roll Eyes] [fish]

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quote:
Originally posted by defrostmode:
that "not often enough" comment made me spit my dink all over the screen!
My wife is just staring at me like "what the hell is wrong with you?!?"

Must be hung like an elephant..I sit a good 2 feet from MY screen.
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I'm going to get in trouble at work, since my horrible attempt at supressing laughter is going to alert someone that it's not company business on my computer screen! [lol]

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How immature of you guys. You know he meant drink. No man alive would refer to his wookie as a dink. Unless he actually had a dinky wookie.....
[Big Grin] [Eek!]

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quote:
Originally posted by Cervus:
I'll attempt to answer the question in the OP and state that yes, if bacteria are introduced into the vagina or urethra you can wind up with a yeast infection or UTI. However, this can happen with normal human sex. I don't know offhand the ratio of dog-mouth bacteria to human-mouth bacteria. You're not going to get herpes or crabs or the clap from a dog's mouth, but there's still the risk of bacterial infections.

If the dog licks their butthole their fur their paws their dog food etc, you can imagine the chance of their crap tasting tongue getting up there of germs.

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I laughed when I read this in Savage Love this morning, now I have to laugh again.
Stop it you guys, just stop it. I have serious work to do. [fish]

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