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Il-Mari
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Doctors in Romania are treating a 28-year-old whose penis exploded while he was making love to his girlfriend.

Ilarie Coroiu was taken to hospital in the Transylvanian town of Cluj after his girlfriend, Magdalena, 18, "felt something strange" and noticed that the bed was covered in blood.

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_76570.html

What a nightmarish situation to even contemplate.

Still, I bet we'll be seeing some urban legends popping up about this, most likely making it out to be something that has happened numerous times. Such a message will invariably be accompanied by a list of 'tips' to help prevent this (#1: make sure you use the correct sized cock-ring).

- Il-Mari

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oh pleeze
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OMG!

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Tootsie Plunkette
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This is a story that dates from 2000 (at least).

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Billy Biggles
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WARNING: FAR TOO MUCH INFORMATION!
WARNING: FAR TOO MUCH INFORMATION!
WARNING: FAR TOO MUCH INFORMATION!
WARNING: FAR TOO MUCH INFORMATION!
WARNING: FAR TOO MUCH INFORMATION!

From The Diaries Of Kenneth Tynan

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May 1978

While f*cking Nicole a little over-enthusiastically…, I twist and bend penis, experiencing stabbing pain. Thereafter penis is painful to the touch when more than half-erect, which severely restricts sexual activity. Months later, discover that I have burst blood vessel in penis: scar tissue has formed and hardened, causing prick to take on shape of hourglass and preventing flow of blood. This means I may never achieve full erection again: also it becomes a long and exhausting business to reach the point of ejaculation.

1 October 1978

Tested penis by masturbation. Can achieve moderate stiffness in lower part of trunk and upper inches next to tip: but in between is a soft waistline that causes organ to topple sideways like axed tree. Orgasm difficult to achieve and far from ecstatic. Deeply depressed.

Billy "It'll never stand up in court" Norman

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Midgard_Dragon
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Exploding Penis-a-Chow

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Shamrock
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There was a similar thread a couple of months back and one of the posters incldued a link to a medical web site. The site had photos of grossly distorted penises where one or more of the major blood vessels had ruptered for one reason or another. Some were bent 45 degrees to the left and some to the right. The prize winner was the one that was visibly "cork screw shaped".

Can't find the thread or I'd chow it but perhaps the original poster will see this and supply the link again. Google just turned up 7 million porn links.

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STF
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On 790 the Zone in Atlanta several years ago they had Chuck Negron from 3 Dog Night on a show. He said when he was having lots of sex that he realized his penis was getting bigger. He said, "Well, I figured, that's cool it's like a muscle it gets bigger the more you use it." One day it split open on him. That story just stuck with me.

ETA: I don't think it actually split during sex though.

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unbroken
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Originally posted by Il-Mari:
[QUOTE]Ilarie Coroiu was taken to hospital in the Transylvanian town of Cluj after his girlfriend, Magdalena, 18, "felt something strange" and noticed that the bed was covered in blood

His girlfriend felt something strange? Was he just carrying on oblivious???

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Dark Canuck
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Viagra is not right for everyone. Please consult with your doctor before using Viagra.

Sorry, I just had to.... [fish]

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diddy
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Originally posted by STF:
On 790 the Zone in Atlanta several years ago they had Chuck Negron from 3 Dog Night on a show. He said when he was having lots of sex that he realized his penis was getting bigger. He said, "Well, I figured, that's cool it's like a muscle it gets bigger the more you use it." One day it split open on him. That story just stuck with me.

ETA: I don't think it actually split during sex though.

it kinda puts a new meaning to their song "Momma told me not to come"

No, dont get up, i got it... [fish]

And dont worry about new keyboards,,,

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Originally posted by STF:
On 790 the Zone in Atlanta several years ago they had Chuck Negron from 3 Dog Night on a show. He said when he was having lots of sex that he realized his penis was getting bigger. He said, "Well, I figured, that's cool it's like a muscle it gets bigger the more you use it." One day it split open on him. That story just stuck with me.

ETA: I don't think it actually split during sex though.

Actually, it did split during sex. I have his autobiography, Three Dog Nightmare, and while he was going at it with a Miss-Something-Or-Other from Oklahoma(I think), he heard a tearing sound, pulled out, and Mr. Happy was covered with blood. He had to wrap it in a towel and go to the emergency room to be stitched up. He said he was glad the tabloids weren't as prevalent as they are now, sparing the world the headline "THREE DOG DICK IS DYNAMITE!"

ETA: Found the book, the incident is described on pp.163-5.

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CandE
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quote:
Originally posted by STF:
On 790 the Zone in Atlanta several years ago they had Chuck Negron from 3 Dog Night on a show. He said when he was having lots of sex that he realized his penis was getting bigger. He said, "Well, I figured, that's cool it's like a muscle it gets bigger the more you use it." One day it split open on him. That story just stuck with me.

ETA: I don't think it actually split during sex though.

I think it did..I heard him on some show with strange happenings with rock stars and he said he was having sex and it split and the girl screamed and ran out the room..something like that.

edit:ooops sorry got a little post happy and didn't see it was already posted

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