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EvilChimp
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What would you do if every time you fell in love with someone you had to say good-bye?

What would you do if every time you wanted someone they would never be there?

What would you do if for every moment you were truly happy there would be 10 moments of sadness?

What would you do if your best friend died tomorrow and you never got to tell them how you felt?

What would you do if you loved someone more than anything else and you could never have them?

Some people live and some people die.

But I want to tell you I love you and you are a true friend.. That I will always be here for you when and if you need me...

If I died tomorrow, you would be in my heart forever.

Would I be in yours?

If you care about the person who sent this to you then you will send it back.

Please send this to all your friends...

You might be best friends one year, pretty good friends the next year, don't talk that often the next year, and don't want to talk at all the year after that.

So, I just wanted to say, even if I never talk to you again in my life, you are special to me and you have made a difference in my life.

I look up to you, respect you, and truly cherish you.

Send this to all your friends, no matter how often you talk, or how close you are, and send it to the person who sent it to you.

Let old friends know you haven't forgotten them, and tell new friends you never will.

Remember, everyone needs a friend, someday you might feel like you have NO FRIENDS at all, just remember this e-mail and take comfort in knowing somebody out there cares about you and always will.

I LOVE YOU

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LizzyJingleBells
Ding Dong! Merrily on High Definition TV


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"If I died tomorrow, would you even care?"

Are you the person that wrote this gag inducing peace of garbage? Then no.

Lizzy "cruel" Bean

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If the only prayer you say in your life is thank you, that would suffice. - Meister Eckhart My Blog

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Tabbymago
Markdown, the Herald Angels Sing


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quote:
Originally posted by EvilChimp By the Pool:
What would you do if every time you wanted someone they would never be there?



Be living the way I am now. In college. With most of my closest friends several states away.

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What would you do if for every moment you were truly happy there would be 10 moments of sadness?


Be grateful that for every moment I was truly happy I didn't lose my soul, leading to several months of wanton slaughter and violence before someone I loved killed me and sent me to Hell.

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What would you do if your best friend died tomorrow and you never got to tell them how you felt?


Know that she knew, because I loved her too much to send her crap like this.

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What would you do if you loved someone more than anything else and you could never have them?


Cope. It's called "your first hopeless junior-high crush," honey.

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Some people live and some people die.

But I want to tell you I love you and you are a true friend..

That doesn't even make sense!

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If I died tomorrow, you would be in my heart forever.

Would I be in yours?



Yes you would, because you're an organ donor.

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If you care about the person who sent this to you then you will send it back.


With the nastiest possible virus you can find clinging to it.

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Please send this to all your friends...

You might be best friends one year, pretty good friends the next year, don't talk that often the next year, and don't want to talk at all the year after that.



Oh trust me, after you send 'em this the process will be MUCH quicker.

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So, I just wanted to say, even if I never talk to you again in my life, you are special to me and you have made a difference in my life.

I look up to you, respect you, and truly cherish you.



Except for the fact that I can't remember your name right now, and I can't be bothered to write you a real letter.

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Let old friends know you haven't forgotten them, and tell new friends you never will.


This sounds like a threat.

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[QB}Remember, everyone needs a friend, someday you might feel like you have NO FRIENDS at all, just remember this e-mail and take comfort in knowing somebody out there cares about you and always will.

I LOVE YOU

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Except for the fact that I just told you a couple lines ago that I may never talk to you again.

-Tabby
the princess with claws

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Cindy9119
The Red and the Green Stamps


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[QB]What would you do if every time you fell in love with someone you had to say good-bye?

I don't know....do the hand jive?

What would you do if every time you wanted someone they would never be there?

Uh, do it by myself? Unconceivable to some folks perhaps!

What would you do if for every moment you were truly happy there would be 10 moments of sadness?

One out of ten ain't bad!

What would you do if your best friend died tomorrow and you never got to tell them how you felt?

I'd be crushed, but not because of the reason you felt so bad when your friend died.

What would you do if you loved someone more than anything else and you could never have them?

Is this a trick question like "lusting in the mind is the same as adultry?"

Some people live and some people die.

Most people live and most people die.

But I want to tell you I love you and you are a true friend.. That I will always be here for you when and if you need me...

{{{{{{HUGS}}}}}}

If I died tomorrow, you would be in my heart forever.

And? What good does that bring?

Would I be in yours?

OK.....sure!

If you care about the person who sent this to you then you will send it back.

Yea, like above....with a virus attached..

Please send this to all your friends...

So that I can be a pain in the arse like you?

You might be best friends one year, pretty good friends the next year, don't talk that often the next year, and don't want to talk at all the year after that.

That, my dear friends depends upon how much glurge you send me!

So, I just wanted to say, even if I never talk to you again in my life, you are special to me and you have made a difference in my life.

My life goals accomplished!

I look up to you, respect you, and truly cherish you.

As so many others do!

Send this to all your friends, no matter how often you talk, or how close you are, and send it to the person who sent it to you.

Right back at ya!

Let old friends know you haven't forgotten them, and tell new friends you never will.

Oh, yea, lose those golden ones and never develop the silver?

Remember, everyone needs a friend, someday you might feel like you have NO FRIENDS at all, just remember this e-mail and take comfort in knowing somebody out there cares about you and always will.

Well, could you pay my bills then?

I LOVE YOU

I Luv U 2!

Cindy"gee, this was fun"9119

Smoke, Drink, Never Think! [Cool]

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Cate Harrison
The Red and the Green Stamps


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Dear god, not this one again... arrrrrrggggghhhh...

I've gotten this one at least four times, twice from the same person. All times from people I barely know and don't really like, people I met at camp for a week or something and maybe exchanged email addresses. People who just need some more people to add to the list that they're sending it to, because they think it looks good to have a million obscure addresses on their list.

Urgh...

Cate "Pass the Tums please" Harrison

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