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PrettyInPunk
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Feel free to chow me if this has already been brought up somewhere, but I've received this piece of crap more than once. Is this based on anything at all? I'm more than inclined to think no, someone was just bored one day all pulled it out of their ass.
The thing that impresses me most is the fact that, with all the completely random crap they say here, you think one would at least apply...not for me [Roll Eyes]

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JANUARY:
Stubborn and hard-hearted. Ambitious and serious. Loves to teach and be taught. Always looking at people's flaws and weaknesses. Likes to criticize. Hardworking and
productive. Smart, neat and organized. Sensitive and has deep thoughts.
Knows how to make others happy. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Rather
reserved. Highly attentive. Resistant to illnesses but prone to colds.
Romantic but has difficulties expressing love. Loves children. Loyal.
Has great social abilities yet easily jealous. Very Stubborn and money cautious.
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FEBRUARY:
Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and
clever. Changing personality. Attractive. Sexy. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest
and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when
restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but thoes not show it. Dislike unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely
shows it. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizing dreams and hopes. Sharp.
Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside.
Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions.
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MARCH:
Attractive personality.sexy. Affectionate.Shy and reserved. Secretive.
Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic. Loves peace and serenity.
Sensitive to others. Loves to serve others. Easily angered. Trustworthy.
Appreciative and returns kindness. Observant and assesses others.
Revengeful. Loves to dream and fantasize. Loves traveling. Loves attention.
Hasty decisions in choosing partners. Loves home decors. Musically talented.
Loves special things. Moody.
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APRIL:
Active and dynamic. Decisive and haste but tends to regret.
Attractive and affectionate to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention.
Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems. Brave and
fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. Emotional.
Aggressive. Hasty. Good memory. Moving Motivates oneself and others.
Sickness usually of the head and chest. Sexy in a way that only their luver can see.
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MAY:
Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp
thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep
feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no
motivation. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong
clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good
imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature and the arts.
Loves traveling. Dislike being at home. Restless. Not having many children.
Hardworking. High spirited. Spendthrift.
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JUNE:
Thinks far with vision. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite and
soft-spoken. Having lots of ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating, tends
to delay. Choosy and always wants the best. Temperamental. Funny and
humorous. Loves to joke. Good debating skills. Talkative. Daydreamer.
Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Abiding. Able to show character. Easily
hurt. Prone to getting colds. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom
shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Brand conscious. Executive.
Stubborn.
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JULY:
Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood.
Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation.
Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful.
Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and
easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets.
Dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and
mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving.
Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges
people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Loves
to be alone. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Likes to be
quiet. Homely person. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not
aggressive unless provoked. Prone to having stomach and dieting problems.
Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover.
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AUGUST:
Loves to joke. Attractive. Suave and caring. Brave and fearless.
Firm and has leadership qualities. Knows how to console others. Too generous
and egoistic. Takes high pride of oneself. Thirsty for praises.
Extraordinary spirit. Easily angered. Angry when provoked. Easily jealous.
Observant. Careful and cautious. Thinks quickly. Independent thoughts. Loves
to lead and to be led. Loves to dream. Talented in the arts, music and
defense. Sensitive but not petty. Poor resistance against illnesses. Learns
to relax. Hasty and trusty. Romantic. Loving and caring. Loves to make
friends .
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SEPTEMBER:
Suave and compromising. Careful, cautious and organized. Likes to
point out people's mistakes. Likes to criticize. Stubborn. Quiet but able to talk
well. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed.
Loyal but not always honest. Does work well. Very confident. Sensitive.
Thinking generous. Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look for
information. Must control oneself when criticizing. Able to motivate
oneself. Understanding. Fun to be around. Secretive. Loves sports, leisure
and traveling. Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Very
choosy, especially in relationships. Systematic.
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OCTOBER:
Loves to chat. Loves those who loves them. Loves to takes things at
the center. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn't
pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Always making friends.
Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care of
what others think. Emotional. Decisive. Strong clairvoyance. Loves to
travel, the arts and literature. Touchy and easily jealous. Concerned. Loves outdoors. Just and fair.
Spendthrift. Easily influenced. Easily loses confidence. Loves children.
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NOVEMBER:
Has a lot of ideas. Difficult to fathom. Thinks forward. Unique
and brilliant. Extraordinary ideas. Sharp thinking. Fine and strong
clairvoyance. Can become good doctors. Dynamic in personality. Secretive.
Inquisitive. Knows how to dig secrets. Always thinking. Less talkative but
amiable. Brave and generous. Patient. Stubborn and hard-hearted. If there is
a will, there is a way. Determined. Never give up. Hardly becomes angry
unless provoked. Loves to be alone. Thinks differently from others.
Sharp-minded. Motivates oneself. Does not appreciates praises.
High-spirited. Well-built and tough. Deep love and emotions. Romantic.
Uncertain in relationships. Homely. Hardworking. High abilities.
Trustworthy. Honest and keeps secrets. Not able to control emotions.
Unpredictable
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DECEMBER:
Loyal and generous. Sexy. Patriotic. Active in games and interactions.
Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in organizations. Fun to be
with. Loves to socialize. Loves praises. Loves attention. Loves to be loved.
Honest and trustworthy. Not pretending. Short tempered. Changing
personality. Not egoistic. Take high pride in oneself. Hates restrictions.
Loves to joke. Good sense of humor. Logical


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lilmer8
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quote:
Originally posted by PrettyInPunk:
The thing that impresses me most is the fact that, with all the completely random crap they say here, you think one would at least apply...not for me [Roll Eyes]

I was just thinking about these emails... Funny you should bring it up. Mine sounds just like me.... that is all the good stuff of course! [Smile] I don't understand how I can be tempermental and show no emotions at the same time.... I am just a pressure cooker waiting to explode. According to this I am hesitatant and I tend to delay. I guess the big bomb of emotions going off is what I am waiting for. [lol] or actually this one should be me.... [flame]
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Those aren't half-bad, actually. But I'm not hard-hearted, even a little bit. [Big Grin]

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quote:
Originally posted by PrettyInPunk:
JANUARY:
Stubborn and hard-hearted.
Ambitious and serious.
Loves to teach and be taught.
Always looking at people's flaws and weaknesses.
Likes to criticize.
Hardworking and productive.
Smart, neat and organized.
Sensitive and has deep thoughts.
Knows how to make others happy.
Quiet unless excited or tensed.
Rather reserved.
Highly attentive.
Resistant to illnesses but prone to colds.
Romantic but has difficulties expressing love.
Loves children.
Loyal.
Has great social abilities yet easily jealous.
Very Stubborn and money cautious.

For me it's about 50/50. I'm fairly reserved and quiet and (I think) I think a lot. But some are so off it's almost funny - Loves children? Great social abilities? Romantic? Bah!

I've never taken horoscopes very seriously, as every other source tells you a different story.

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alyssajones37
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There might be some truth in it... i remember reading something about september babies being more intelligent than most, because the sperm temperature at time of conception is likely to be at optimum levels in january (uk).

i shall research and get back to you.

BTW i'm born in April and few of the things it said hold true for me.

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Mosherette
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More miss than hit for me.

APRIL:
Active and dynamic. Hah!
Decisive and haste but tends to regret. (?) I'm very indecisive...I think.
Attractive and affectionate to oneself. I'm not unattractive but I wouldn't say I'm affectionate towards myself.
Strong mentality. Kind of.
Loves attention. Um...no.
Diplomatic. Yes.
Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems. I would like to think so (not sure about whether I actually solve people's problems though).
Brave and fearless. *wets self laughing*
Adventurous. When I'm being brave and fearless, yes.
Loving and caring. Hopefully, yes.
Suave and generous. Suave? I'd be generous if I could afford it [Wink]
Emotional. Big fat stinking yes for that one.
Aggressive. Nope.
Hasty. Nope.
Good memory. Yup
Moving ??
Motivates oneself and others. Not at all.
Sickness usually of the head and chest. I get a lot of headaches; no chest problems though.
Sexy in a way that only their luver can see. [Frown]

My verdict: bollocks.

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*Rex looks at Feb*

Yep, pretty much a 100% hit for me [Big Grin]

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Mosherette
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That said, September is frighteningly accuracte for my beloved.

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The description for November is pretty close.
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Whoo-hoo, a perfect example of The Forer effect

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Warlok
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quote:
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Whoo-hoo, a perfect example of The Forer effect

Hmm - not sure I agree with that (although I obviously don'thave the years of science to back me up). I simply looked at my month and totaled up how many of the statements seemed accurate aout me. Then I looked at a couple other months and came up with a lower number. So, for me at least, the list in my month does seem to be the most descriptive.

Obviously there are some traits that I don't have and some that I have are more pronounced -- but I can easily chalk that to individual variation and say the list is good form me...

Has nayone else looked at it like this?


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First of all, how cool is it that Rose_Red and I have soemthing in common besides ink? Seems like we were both born in April and our loves were both born in September! I don't know if you're a Taurus and he's a Virgo as well but if so, from what I've read, it's a good match (if you believe in that sort of thing)!

I had about the same luck. The only part of April's description I can relate with is the "consoling, friendly and solves people's problems" part. May on the other hand is much more accuarte. Weird...

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Mosherette
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I'm Aries (7th April) and he's Virgo (11th September). It's supposed to be a crap match, I think. But I don't believe it it anyway [Smile]

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quote:
OCTOBER:
Loves to chat. Loves those who loves them. Loves to takes things at
the center. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn't
pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Always making friends.
Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care of
what others think. Emotional. Decisive. Strong clairvoyance. Loves to
travel, the arts and literature. Touchy and easily jealous. Concerned. Loves outdoors. Just and fair.
Spendthrift. Easily influenced. Easily loses confidence. Loves children.

For the most part I'd say it's pretty acurate. However, it's a little frightening to think that if this is true, I really will turn into my mother someday, and my son will be just like me!

The only thing I really disagree with is the "loves children" part. Honestly, I can't say that I like them in groups. One or two at a time, especially if it's mine ( [Wink] ) is fine.

However, I just read May's, and that is so not my husband. Maybe he was born in a different month, and his parents have lied to him all these years. Yeah, that's it.

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Chimera
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Not even close to 50-50 IMHO. Also some statements seem to contradict others.
quote:
JULY:
Fun to be with. (a few will say so) Secretive. (yep) Difficult to fathom and to be understood. (that's me)
Quiet unless excited or tensed. (WTF? they don't know me very well do they?) Takes pride in oneself. (ouch, got me there) Has reputation. (don't we all)
Easily consoled. (nope, if I want to be upset or pissed I will be, damnit!) Honest. (well...) Concerned about people's feelings. (HA HA HA HA, that's a joke right) Tactful. (The person who wrote this piece of crap can go to hell for all I care)
Friendly. (piss off already) Approachable. (you piss off too) Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. (perhaps) Moody and
easily hurt. (nope) Witty and sparkly. (I wish) Not revengeful. (Oh this person needs to die for saying such falsehoods about me) Forgiving but never forgets. (whatever)
Dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. (my collection of rubber chickens are very sensible and necessary) Guides others physically and
mentally. (you WILL follow me!... why does that never work) Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. (Sensitive my arse) Caring and loving. (to those I care about, then only at times)
Treats others equally. (no I'm better than them) Strong sense of sympathy. (Oh, get over it already) Wary and sharp. (???) Judges
people through observations. (yup) Hardworking. (OMG they've got to be kidding) No difficulties in studying. (Nope, no difficulties. I never studied) Loves
to be alone. (Ok sometimes true) Always broods about the past and the old friends. (out of sight out of mind for me) Likes to be
quiet. (WHAT!!!) Homely person. (Hey.) Waits for friends. (heeheehee... well not for Derick when we tried to leave him in SC... damn bugger can run fast when he sees a car pulling away) Never looks for friends. (nope) Not
aggressive unless provoked. (but once provoked, watch out) Prone to having stomach and dieting problems. (yep, my stomach doesn't always want to hold as much as I want to eat)
Loves to be loved. (don't we all) Easily hurt but takes long to recover. (naw)



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quote:
Originally posted by alyssajones37:
There might be some truth in it... i remember reading something about september babies being more intelligent than most, because the sperm temperature at time of conception is likely to be at optimum levels in january (uk).

Hmmmm, not sure about that one, although your birthmonth does affect the probability of you developing schizophrenia (in some studies) - something to do with maternal virus exposure, although the exact cause is pretty poorly understood.
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There are 23 attributes in my month.

I think 11 of them apply to me.

12 of them definately do not.

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November:

NOVEMBER:
-Has a lot of ideas (well it doesn't say that they all have tobe good ones [Wink] )[i]
Difficult to fathom [i]huh?

Thinks forward not so much
Unique most definitly
and brilliant
Extraordinary ideas. Sharp thinking. Fine and strong clairvoyance. Can become good doctors. Dynamic in personality. Secretive.
Inquisitive. Knows how to dig secrets. Always thinking. why do I get the feeling that the writer of this was born november

Less talkative but amiable. Most people that know me would definitly disagree on that one..Less talkative... [lol]
Brave and generous. Patient. Stubborn and hard-hearted. If there is a will, there is a way. Determined. Never give up. Hardly becomes angry
unless provoked. Don't comment on that one..would feel too much like slapping my own shoulder.

Loves to be alone. to a point..most time I prefer to be with others.

Thinks differently from others.definitly
Sharp-minded. Motivates oneself.

Does not appreciates praises. Meep!! huh?? Love praise...love Feedback

High-spirited. Most days

Well-built and tough. tough yes..well-built ~cough~BS~cough~

Deep love and emotions. Romantic.
Uncertain in relationships. Homely. Hardworking. High abilities. Trustworthy. Honest and keeps secrets. Not able to control emotions.
Unpredictable

Hey...I think I like mine. [Smile] only a few misses. and most is most flattering [Big Grin]

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Cato Sooty-Howler
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Hmmm, well this sound like it's based on astrological signs, because my sign Capricorn, most of which falls in January, matches the description below:

quote:
Originally posted by PrettyInPunk:
JANUARY:
Stubborn and hard-hearted. Ambitious and serious. Loves to teach and be taught. Always looking at people's flaws and weaknesses. Likes to criticize. Hardworking and
productive. Smart, neat and organized. Sensitive and has deep thoughts.
Knows how to make others happy. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Rather
reserved. Highly attentive. Resistant to illnesses but prone to colds.
Romantic but has difficulties expressing love. Loves children. Loyal.
Has great social abilities yet easily jealous. Very Stubborn and money cautious.

It seems like it's casting about to me -- a little bit of this and a little bit of that and you could say it describes almost anyone. Some of this is accurate, but some is way off, for example, I was born January 5th and:
- I am not hard-hearted
- I'm not particularly fond of criticising (but geesh, are all my in laws born in January but I just didn't know it?)
- I hate teaching
- I don't know how to make others happy -- I wish I did.
- how can I be both resistant to illness but prone to colds? Isn't that a contradiction?
- I'm not at all romantic and I don't particularly have a problem expressing love
- I'm not wild about children... they're nice sometimes, but I'm definitely not wild about them.
- I am NOT neat and organised.
- I do not have great social abilities. I have average social abilities -- a bit on the shy side, but I push myself to be more sociable than I usually feel.

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DECEMBER:
Loyal and generous: to friends perhaps
Sexy: nothing special in that dept.
Patriotic: Complete b*llocks
Active in games and interactions: more of a loner
Impatient and hasty: ocasionally, but who isn't?
Ambitious: hardly
Influential in organizations: definitely not
Fun to be with: sometimes
Loves to socialize: when I'm in the mood to
Loves praises: who doesn't?
Loves attention: ditto above
Loves to be loved: ditto above
Honest and trustworthy: ok
Not pretending: ok
Short tempered: not particularly
Changing personality: mutable perhaps
Not egoistic: Mutually exclusive with 'high pride'
Take high pride in oneself.
Hates restrictions: ok
Loves to joke: ok
Good sense of humor: ok
Logical: ok

So out of 22 guesses that's 6 unequivocal hits (and most of those you could apply to anyone), 7 completely offs, and 9 that are either dumb or too vague to score.

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I once had a astrology chart done on me-

I was born in July, my friend did his thing and he came up with some things that seemed rather accurate.

But, right then and there- I had a couple challenges for him.

Somehow the position of stars and the planets at the time of my birth are supposed to have some influence on my personality. But wait- what about those nine months before I was born? The position of the stars and planets did not influence me then?

And, check this out- in my case, it was not nine months- believe it or not, I was going for the record- My mother was pregnant with me for more than 10 months (pity my poor mother). So, how come the stars and planets did not have an influence on me when I was conceived?

Just one of several serious flaws with astrology.

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There are a lot of problems with astrology. One of many is precession. We are on a wobbly planet and even the noth star is not a constant. The north star (currently polaris) just happens to be the one closet to the celestrial north pole at this time. However when Shakesphere was writting "as constant as the northern star" he was gazing at a different star than we are today. Well so much for constants. The same thing goes for the zodical signs they lay upon the ecliptic (the line the sun, moon and planets appear to travel in around the earth). They change positions. The charts are old, very old, significantly old, a couple thousand years old. This makes the charts wrong. Its cute to look up your sign in the local paper but it has nothing to do with the actual astronomical posititions. [ETA http://www.fourmilab.ch/yoursky/help/precession.html simply explaination of precession.

Chim "ok everybody, if you could just slide over one sign to the east" era

ETA: Also some non-recognized (by astrologers) constellations (true constellations not mere asterisms) fall on the zodical line.
What's your sign?
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Malruhn
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I just read about (and then heard on NPR) of a wonderful study...

A bunch of folks werer split into three groups.
Group 1 was asked nothing.
Group 2 was asked for their birth year.
Group 3 was asked for their birth date, time and location.

Then, all three groups were given THE EXACT SAME HOROSCOPE!!!

Group 1 said it was "close" and "interesting"
Group 2 was impressed by the accuracy
Group 3 was "wowed" at the unerring accuracy and the fact that it described them to a "T".

HOOT!! Gotta love it when that happens.

The reason NPR ran it was showing how alleged "professionalization" helped people believe things.

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Red Squirrel
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quote:
Originally posted by alyssajones37:
There might be some truth in it... i remember reading something about september babies being more intelligent than most, because the sperm temperature at time of conception is likely to be at optimum levels in january (uk).

i shall research and get back to you.

BTW i'm born in April and few of the things it said hold true for me.

I think the more obvious explanation is September children are the oldest in their year and so have the advantage on their peers by being more developed.

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MAY:
Stubborn... Yes.
and hard-hearted. No.
Strong-willed and highly motivated. To a degree.
Easily angered. Yes.
Attracts others and loves attention. No.
Deep feelings. ?
Beautiful physically and mentally. Not really.
Firm Standpoint. Yes.
Needs no motivation. Absolutely wrong.
Easily consoled. Depends.
Systematic (left brain). ?
Loves to dream. Occasionally.
Strong clairvoyance. What?
Understanding. In some ways.
Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Nope.
Good imagination. Perhaps.
Good physical. ?? If this means 'physical condition', then no.
Weak breathing. No.
Loves literature and the arts. 'Likes' would be a better word, and it depends which 'arts' you're talking about.
Loves traveling. Yes.
Dislike being at home. No, not necessarily.
Restless. A bit.
Not having many children. Irrelevant.
Hardworking. Sometimes.
High spirited. No.
Spendthrift. Excuse me?

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oh pleeze
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MAY:
Stubborn and hard-hearted. HELL YES
Strong-willed and highly motivated. HELL YES AGAIN
Sharp thoughts. I RULE JEOPARDY!
Easily angered. FER SURE!
Attracts others and loves attention. AMEN!!
Deep feelings. TOTALLY
Beautiful physically and mentally. SO I'VE BEEN TOLD
Firm Standpoint. YES in 72 font
Needs no motivation. SOMETIMES
Easily consoled. NOT OFTEN
Systematic (left brain). YUP
Loves to dream. DAILY
Strong clairvoyance. OCCASIONALLY
Understanding. FOR SOME THINGS
Sickness usually in the ear and neck. INTERESTINGLY YES
Good imagination. AMEN AGAIN
Good physical. YEAH, I GUESS SO
Weak breathing. smoker.........
Loves literature and the arts. SOME
Loves traveling. SHORT TRIPS
Dislike being at home. WRONG!!!!!!!
Restless. SOMETIMES
Not having many children. NONE, PETS ONLY
Hardworking. I'M HERE AREN'T I? =>
High spirited. TO A FAULT!
Spendthrift. HEY, THERE'S GOOD STUFF AT GOOD WILL!

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tagurit
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Except for jealousy, August fits me to a tee! [lol]

"Is this based on anything at all?" you ask. Nah. Someone got bored and pulled it out of their ass.

tag

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Belldandy
I'm Dreaming of a White Sale


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This went around the livejournals, but with a bit of a twist- we'd cross out the things that weren't like us. [Big Grin] I've seen some entries that had the entire entry crossed out, except for maybe a tiny word or two.
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Pogue Ma-humbug
Happy Christmas (Malls are Open)


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Abstract thoughts. Aren't all thoughts abstract?
Loves reality and abstract. Umm. Don't these two mean the exact opposite?
Intelligent and clever. Well, of course.
Changing personality. Nope, just have the one.
Attractive. Yep. I'm a handsome devil, I am.
Sexy. Wow. This describes me exactly!
Temperamental. I'm not sure what they mean here.
Quiet, shy and humble. That would be me.
Honest and loyal. My two middle names.
Determined to reach goals. Which i set quite high for myself, I must say.
Loves freedom. Well, I have been called a freedom fighter.
Rebellious when restricted. Always stand up for the little guy, says I.
Loves aggressiveness. But not too aggressive. Because I am also ...
Too sensitive and easily hurt. Sniffle.
Gets angry really easily but thoes not show it. Because I am, after all, a sensitive, new age guy.
Dislike unnecessary things. Well, this is really not needed.
Loves making friends but rarely shows it. That's because I am shy, humble and sensitive, don't you know?
Daring and stubborn. A devil-may-care kind-of-guy. That's me.
Ambitious. Absolutely. And don't forget successful.
Realizing dreams and hopes. Yep, successful too.
Sharp. You betcha.
Loves entertainment and leisure. But not a spendthrift or layabout. Exciting, daring leisure.
Romantic on the inside not outside. Did I mention I am shy, sexy and humble?
Spendthrift. Only when it comes to others.
Tries to learn to show emotions. 'Cause normally, I am a rock.

Well, I don't know about you guys, but that describes me perfectly.

Just ask my wife. [Big Grin]

Pogue

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DawnStorm
Let There Be PCs on Earth


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quote:
Originally posted by PrettyInPunk:
[QB]
[QUOTE] JANUARY:
Stubborn and hard-hearted.Ambitious and serious. Ya got the stubborn part right! Ditto for the serious.
Loves to teach and be taught.
I do?? Always looking at people's flaws and weaknesses. Likes to criticize. You're obviously confusing me with my mom, who BTW, was born in Nov.
Hardworking and
productive. Ask my boss
Smart, neat and organized. Sensitive and has deep thoughts. Well, I try to be
Knows how to make others happy.
None of your business!
Quiet unless excited or tensed. Rather
reserved. Highly attentive. Resistant to illnesses but prone to colds. ok, I'll give you that.
Romantic but has difficulties expressing love. Whatever Loves children.
Who me??!! Then how come I don't want or have any?????
Loyal. This isn't a dog horoscope is it?
Has great social abilities yet easily jealous. Jealous--not!!!!
Very Stubborn and money cautious. I would be $ cautious if I had any.
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