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These are all hilarious, but for some reason "Houston, we have a Floater" made me laugh extra hard
quote:May the Candy From Strangers be with you.
If you're lucky
quote:I'm melting! Melting! Oh, what a candy from strangers! What a candy from strangers!
quote: You had me at 'candy from strangers'.
quote:Listen to them. Children of the candy from strangers. What music they make.
So maybe I should rethink the "no kids" thing? It could be like the Partridge Family.
quote: I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take candy from strangers anymore!
Reading candy from strangers as a phrase instead of my name makes this hilarious.
quote:I feel the need - the need for candy from strangers!
I've been known to have that effect on people
quote: I ate his candy from strangers with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.
Candy and fava beans? Ick.
quote: There is a candy from strangers coming. Are you sure you're on the right side?
I'm not sure exactly how to take this, but it's very amusing.
quote: Round up the usual candy from strangers.
quote: Sawyer, you're going out a youngster, but you've got to come back a candy from strangers!
Hey, there's only one, pal!
quote: I see dead candy from strangers.
quote:Everybody! Everybody wants a piece of candy from strangers!
Don't take it, there might be poison!
quote: Open the pod bay candy from strangers, HAL.
This one's not very funny, but I put it in because I love that movie
quote: I want that candy from strangers, not excuses.
quote:I know this sounds crazy, but ever since yesterday on the road, I've been seeing this candy from strangers.
Now sculpt my likeness with mashed potatoes!
quote:We're on a mission from Candy From Strangers.
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Heh. My last name is actually in a movie quote.
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I defy you! Come and kneel before Wicked Tinkerbell! (My favorite)
You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a Wicked Tinkerbell.
They call me Mister Wicked Tinkerbell! (No, they call me MS. Wicked Tinkerbell)
We're on a mission from Wicked Tinkerbell. (I love it when my name replaces God.)
It's a Sicilian message. It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the Wicked Tinkerbell. (Oh No he doesn’t!)
Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my Wicked Tinkerbell, in this life or the next. (And Wicked Tinkerbell wouldn’t mind Mr. Crowe, right now. )
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quote: You know the difference between you and me? I make Nonny Mouse look good.
I resemble that remark!
quote:Remember, you're fighting for this woman's Nonny Mouse, which is probably more than she ever did.
quote:I want that Nonny Mouse, not excuses.
quote:Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my Nonny Mouse, in this life or the next.
quote: A boy's best friend is his Nonny Mouse.
And I fit neatly into a pocket, just like Rufus the Naked Mole Rat!
quote: Keep your friends close, but your Nonny Mouse closer.
quote: Watch the Nonny Mouse, everywhere, keep looking! Keep watching the Nonny Mouse!
Because I'm just fascinating don't you know!
quote:Lions and tigers and Nonny Mouse, oh my!
quote:You want the Nonny Mouse? Just say the word, and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down.
quote: Say hello to my little Nonny Mouse!
quote: Funny like I'm a Nonny Mouse? I amuse you?
quote:You're gonna need a bigger Nonny Mouse.
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Some of the ones that really made me giggle:
Soylent Green is Muskrat!
I love the smell of Muskrat in the morning. (Does it smell musky?)
It's a Sicilian message. It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the Muskrat. (Well, they do live near water)
I do wish we could chat longer, but I'm having an old Muskrat for dinner. (It's probably stringy and tough.)
I'll get you, my pretty, and your little Muskrat, too! (Dorothy thought something was off with that little dog she adopted on vacation)
I bet you can squeal like a Muskrat.
Muskrat! Why did it have to be Muskrat?
Lions and tigers and Muskrat, oh my! (one of these things is not like the other)
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I'll get you, my pretty, and your little petrelgirl, too!
Funny, because the kind of Petrelgirl, I mena, dog we have in my family is the same as toto
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I'll get you, my pretty, and your little Erica, too!
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"You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a dropbear."
Indeed - so many aspire, so few succeed.
Dropbear
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Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the wanderwoman room!
I am serious...and don't call me Wanderwoman.
They may take away our wanderwoman, but they'll never take our freedom!
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quote: They're here already! You're Tess! You're Tess!
I'm aware of that, but who's here?
quote: As God is my Tess, I'll never be hungry again.
Oh, boy, now I feel important!
quote:Pay no attention to that man behind the Tess!
They are both nobody!
quote:[QB]If you build it, Tess will come.[QB]
No, I'll only come if you paint it, too.
quote:[QB]We'll always have Tess.[QB]
You sure will. You can't get rid of me, no matter how hard you try.
-------------------- I really hate one-eyed flying purple people eaters! I mean, seriously! They're all like, "I like to eat people, I'm purple, I fly and I have one eye!"-We've Got Mail!
quote: I say we take off and nuke the entire white canvas from orbit.
quote: I see dead white canvas.
No kidding.
quote: Why are you wearing that stupid white canvas suit?
quote: I am big! It's the white canvas that got small.
So don't put me in the dryer?
-------------------- "You hold the Prince so I can duct tape his bottom to keep the bugs out." - My Mom Posts: 193 | From: The Fabulous Finger Lakes, New York | Registered: Aug 2005
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Joe Bentley
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quote:I say we take off and nuke the entire Joe Bentley from orbit.
Okay, okay, I'll stop talking about religion...
quote:When there's no more room in hell, the Joe Bentley will walk the earth.
Scary thought, ain't it?
-------------------- "Existence has no pattern save what we imagine after staring at it for too long." - Rorschach, The Watchmen Posts: 8929 | From: Norfolk, Virginia | Registered: Jun 2002
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quote:I am not a TrishDaDish! I am a human being. I am a man.
I didn't realise I was living such a lie. I guess I have "man boobs"...and no penis...
quote:If I was a TrishDaDish, a perfect TrishDaDish, how would you know it was really me?
Because damned if I know. Apparently, I'm a man!
quote:Made it, Ma! Top of the TrishDaDish!
This is a quote after my very heart. When I got my diploma at high school graduation, I spun around and yelled that. I think I humiliated my mother doing that.
quote:There is a TrishDaDish coming. Are you sure you're on the right side?
Now there's a dirty joke punchline waiting to happen!
quote:Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce TrishDaDish. Aren't you?
Seriously - are all my quotes pervy sounding or what?!
quote:This is your TrishDaDish for your husband... and this is my TrishDaDish for your TrishDaDish.
My head's exploding trying to figure out what that means.
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quote:Love means never having to say you're Patti.
quote:Patti? Where we're going we don't need Patti.
Feeling a little insecure here...
quote:One morning I shot an elephant in my Patti. How he got in my Patti, I don't know.
Of course, I laughed so hard at this my boss came out of his office and asked me what was wrong. He's a movie buff, perhaps I will share...
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quote: I know this sounds crazy, but ever since yesterday on the road, I've been seeing this Katrina.
quote: We're on a mission from Katrina.
quote: This is the West, sir. When the Katrina becomes fact, print the Katrina.
quote: Listen to them. Children of the Katrina. What music they make.
quote: Katrina! Why did it have to be Katrina?
quote: Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce Katrina. Aren't you?
quote: We'll always have Katrina.
quote: You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a Katrina.
quote: Why don't you come up sometime and see Katrina?
quote: This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old Katrina.
quote: I met Katrina today. We are playing chess.
Awesome and a half.
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quote:I'm melting! Melting! Oh, what a Mitch! What a Mitch!
I think you have the wrong first letter.
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quote: Ray, if someone asks if you are a Pikachu, you say, 'yes!'
Ok, yes, I am a Pikachu. But my name's not Ray.
quote: Do not go into the Pikachu. Stop where you are. Turn away from it. Don't even look at it.
I have an entrance point?
quote: I've got a feeling we're not in Pikachu anymore.
Well gopd. I don't WANT anyone in me.
quote: I feel the need - the need for Pikachu!
Well, at least someone needs me. Always a good thing.
quote: Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say 'Pikachu' at will to old ladies.
Even those who train Pokémon are under considerable stress.
quote: Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my Pikachu. Prepare to die!
Oh please, go kill him Inigo!
quote: Originally said by some Team Rocket cosplayers: Pikachu? We ain't got no Pikachu! We don't need no Pikachu! I don't have to show you any stinking Pikachu!
quote: Lions and tigers and Pikachu, oh my!
Grrr. Argh.
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Ha! As someone who was born and lived in Kansas for 34 years, I find it hilarious that I got.....
"Lions and tigers and Loyhargil, oh my!"
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quote: I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. AQB on fire off the shoulder of Orion.
Great googly moogly!
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quote:You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and blow Damian.
um......
-------------------- "I always tell the truth. Even when I lie." - Tony Montana Posts: 890 | From: Melbourne, Australia | Registered: Apr 2005
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Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my Lecia. Prepare to die!
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quote:I defy you! Come and kneel before Drama Queen Of Mars!
Awesome perfectness!!!
quote:Play it, Sam. Play 'As Drama Queen Of Mars Goes By'.
You heard the man, Sam. Play on, my friend, play on...
quote:Listen to them. Children of the Drama Queen of Mars. What music they make.
I told you those kida aren't mine! You can't prove anything!
And now for something slightly different...
quote:Go back to the Amanda. You shall not pass.
Yes...go back to the Amanda...::evil laughter::
quote:This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old Amanda.
Cool! They're gonna let me have sharp objects again!
quote:I have a head for business and an Amanda for sin.
I am totally for sin!!!!
quote:No, it is not dangerous to confuse Amanda with angels.
Oh yes it is.....
I am enjoying this waaaaaaayyyy too much!!!!!
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quote:Keep your friends close, but your Don Enrico closer.
Yes, do that.
Don Enrico
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