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quote:Originally posted by Xia: The way I always heard it was your first pet and the street you grew up on, which would make me Tansy Troy which actually is pretty good.
Finnegan State route 224 is the least sexy stripper name ever.
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One of my friends was reading this thread over my shoulder, and it turns out that her name (if you do the pet+street thing is...
Bobo Marranucci!
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I'm Chesty Glitter Button (the first name really does fit me!).
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Heidi Dazzlehorn (OP, me and DH) Heidi Heaventush (OP, me, maiden name) Mama Kat Preston (1st pet + mother's maiden) Mama Kat Adelaide (1st pet + street)
I think I like Heidi Heaventush best. Mama Kat Preston sounds like the madam.
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My mother's would be, using the 'old method', Trixie Horton. She loves it (told her I was going to call her that from now on).
'Old method' for me: Buttercup Scone!
Wicked 'tasty pastry' T.
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Heidi Glitterock-real name Roxie Lustywhip-if I fudge my Snope name. Tigger Bray-using the old way.
And I now have to start calling my SO Montana Leathercheeks from now on.
EDIT: I misread the instructions for the first name. I like Kitty better though.
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The way I learned (name of your pet and streetname): Ginger Lighthouse
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I am "Candy Glitzkiss." Not as bad as I expected. If I used the "first pet's name and the street you grew up on" method, I'd be Emily Throckmorton. I actually like how that sounds.
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Emily Throckmorton is a pretty good name. It sounds more romance novel than stripper though.
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quote:Originally posted by Bach_girl: Heidi Leather tower
I like it!
When I first read that I thought it said "Leather Towel." I wondered "How on earth does "towel" relate to being a stripper?" But then again, "tower" doesn't seem any more relevant.
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quote:Originally posted by Brillo Bee: Me: Fantasia Silverheat (Does this mean I'm married to Bill D? Or is he my brother?)
We've got to support Mom and Dad through Stripping!
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Sugar Sunnybrook... The first part, okay; the second part sounds like a little village somewhere. o_O
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quote:Originally posted by HazelPhoenix: Sugar Sunnybrook... The first part, okay; the second part sounds like a little village somewhere. o_O
I don't know about a village, but it's a hospital in Toronto.
Nonny
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quote:Originally posted by Pikey Queen: Ahem ... Heidi Leatherwhip
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Well, how about mine - Heidi Spankwhip
Sounds like something you would buy at one of those "novelty" shops.
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Conjures up images of a young girl with long blonde plaits in lederhosen doing bad thing!
Yeuch
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Do you have any wine? All of this would go a lot smoother in an altered state of reality. Posts: 779 | From: Southampton, England | Registered: Nov 2005
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quote:Originally posted by jessboo: Sugar Lustyridge
BUT...first pet's name + mother's maiden name is the best...
Nipper Whippy
Mine's Badger Walker! Just sounds like someone with an unusual pet
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real name: Candy Leather Thong I dunno, sounds like some bizarre food fetish to me.
snopes name: Sapphire Velvet Shock Some third rate comic book heroine?
wife's name (married): Dallas Leather Thong Meh.
wife's name (maiden): Dallas Leather Whip Kinky!
Edit: Wow, I had no idea I had such a large family. There are LeatherThongs everywhere! Candy from Strangers, Ms. K, The Ota Faction, and annabohly welcome to the family.
Blue Fuzzy Thing
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