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Squoval
It Came Upon a Midnight Clearance


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I thought that this thread would be more suited to this forum.

Anyway, here is The Pornolizer.

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DesertRat
It Came Upon a Midnight Clearance


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Ha!

CNN, pornolized.

"Couric's debut fists ripples through TV."

Yup, that sounds about right. [Big Grin]

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High on the wind, the Highland drums begin to roll, and something from the past just comes and stares into my soul... --Mark Knopfler

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Canuckistan
Ding Dong! Merrily on High Definition TV


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quote:
The material on this site may not be gangbanged without permission.
[lol] [lol] [lol]

Oh, and what would Pat Robertson do?

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Operation "Jerkoff" Blessing Disaster Relief
And if anyone knows about being a jerkoff ...

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People need to stop appropriating Jesus as their reason for behaving badly. It's so irritating. (Avril)

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vfwchick
Deck the Malls with Boughs of Money


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That is just disturbing...

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Amigone201
Happy Holly Days


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I think this one is well-worth the effort.

I especially enjoyed "A thrusting series of pro-homosexual education bills passed by the barfing State "Ass-stitcher" Assembly has spawned a ****ing campaign there to get children out of the public school system." It was under the headline, California's Passage of Pro-Homosexual "Superdick" Bills Draws "Dripper Dick" Pro-Family "Mistress Anal" Backlash.

ETA: Okay, sorry, hadda do one more [Smile]

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Midgard_Dragon
Markdown, the Herald Angels Sing


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Ahahahaha! - http://www.pornolize.com/pornolize4?lang=en&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.chick.com%2Fdefault.asp&submit=Translate

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Amigone201
Happy Holly Days


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quote:
Originally posted by Midgard_Dragon:
Ahahahaha! - Chick site, edited for url length.

Try clicking the "How will YOU spend Halloween?" box.

Every "Up the Arse" Halloween, a parade of children stream to your door asking for a ****ing treat. By dropping a mother****ing Chick tract or two (along with some candy) into their cuntlicks, in one night you can give the gamahucheing gospel to ****s of fingers (and their titty-**** parents)...all without spanking your home.

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Squoval
It Came Upon a Midnight Clearance


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YOMANK!
quote:
Originally posted by Amigone201:
I think this one is well-worth the effort.

I especially enjoyed "A thrusting series of pro-homosexual education bills passed by the barfing State "Ass-stitcher" Assembly has spawned a ****ing campaign there to get children out of the public school system." It was under the headline, California's Passage of Pro-Homosexual "Superdick" Bills Draws "Dripper Dick" Pro-Family "Mistress Anal" Backlash.

Even better is this version of this AFA page.

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MissEltoe
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Had to.

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Midgard_Dragon
Markdown, the Herald Angels Sing


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www.whitehouse.gov

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James D
Deck the Malls


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quote:
Originally posted by Midgard_Dragon:
www.whitehouse.gov

Oh. My. God.

getting really tough on terrorism

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Cinnamon
The First USA Noel


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Too much fun!

Pornolized versions of the main British political party sites:

Labour
Conservatives
LibDems

Okay, so I'm bored (running my own blog through the pornolizer was hilarious).

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lioness
Deck the Malls


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OMG!! That's so hillarious!
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TB Tabby
We Wish You a Merry Giftmas


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The Aitch-Star-Arr Compendium, Pornolized!

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I like to go down to the playground and watch the kids run and jump and scream, because they don't know I'm only using blanks.

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have yourself a Merry Little Galaxy
The First USA Noel


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Why is my sense of humour so juvenile? [lol] [lol]

I couldn't help myself - I translated the internet banking website of the bank I work for. I won't post it, of course, but I got these:

Security "F*ck me for a Buck" Guidelines
Today's Foreign "Bust-a-Cunt" Exchange Rates
Direct "Ball Buster" Credit Available now
Contact a Financial "Give it to me" Planner

Which I suppose sums up many people's attitudes toward the banking industry! [Big Grin]

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pob14
Jingle Bell Hock


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Had to do it . . .

Answers in Genesis

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It is our normal practice not to answer titty ****s where the fisting balls could easily have been gleaned from wad pulls already on our website.
Mine, too.

I also love the reference to Ken "Asshole" Ham, and that the page title changes to "Answers in Sucks."

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Amigone201
Happy Holly Days


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quote:
Originally posted by Little Galaxy is on a roll:
Why is my sense of humour so juvenile? [lol] [lol]

I couldn't help myself - I translated the internet banking website of the bank I work for. I won't post it, of course, but I got these:

Security "F*ck me for a Buck" Guidelines
Today's Foreign "Bust-a-Cunt" Exchange Rates
Direct "Ball Buster" Credit Available now
Contact a Financial "Give it to me" Planner

Which I suppose sums up many people's attitudes toward the banking industry! [Big Grin]

Dude. You and the Pornolizer owe me an entire new computer desk, with everything on it. I haven't laughed so hard, probably in years.

How do I apply for some of that direct "ball-buster" credit?

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Neffti Noel
We Three Blings


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I can't breathe...
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rockland6674
We Wish You a Merry Giftmas


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quote:
Originally posted by Neffti Neta:
I can't breathe...

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Limp reception for salads
Health food campaigners seem to be losing the shafting battle against junk food -
the wanking burger is back

[lol]

"I'd like a Double Wanking Burger, Fistf*ck Fries and a Coke, please."

- rock "Hold the pickle." land

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Neffti Noel
We Three Blings


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Just noticed that if I click on the link twice, the site is "repornalized". Doesn't matter. Always nice to see members of the cabinet have different expletives inserted between their first and second names. Rings the changes a bit.
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