-------------------- High on the wind, the Highland drums begin to roll, and something from the past just comes and stares into my soul... --Mark Knopfler Posts: 3402 | From: New Bern, NC | Registered: May 2004
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quote:The material on this site may not be gangbanged without permission.
-------------------- People need to stop appropriating Jesus as their reason for behaving badly. It's so irritating. (Avril) Posts: 8429 | From: New York run by the Swiss (Toronto) | Registered: Mar 2005
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-------------------- God bless our Troops! If you can't stand behind our troops, please, feel free to stand in front of them. Posts: 380 | From: Ohio | Registered: Apr 2006
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I especially enjoyed "A thrusting series of pro-homosexual education bills passed by the barfing State "Ass-stitcher" Assembly has spawned a ****ing campaign there to get children out of the public school system." It was under the headline, California's Passage of Pro-Homosexual "Superdick" Bills Draws "Dripper Dick" Pro-Family "Mistress Anal" Backlash.
quote:Originally posted by Midgard_Dragon: Ahahahaha! - Chick site, edited for url length.
Try clicking the "How will YOU spend Halloween?" box.
Every "Up the Arse" Halloween, a parade of children stream to your door asking for a ****ing treat. By dropping a mother****ing Chick tract or two (along with some candy) into their cuntlicks, in one night you can give the gamahucheing gospel to ****s of fingers (and their titty-**** parents)...all without spanking your home.
I especially enjoyed "A thrusting series of pro-homosexual education bills passed by the barfing State "Ass-stitcher" Assembly has spawned a ****ing campaign there to get children out of the public school system." It was under the headline, California's Passage of Pro-Homosexual "Superdick" Bills Draws "Dripper Dick" Pro-Family "Mistress Anal" Backlash.
-------------------- Licorice of the Lord! This is classy stuff...Should I be wearing a tie? Or, at least, pants? ~I'mNotDedalus Posts: 975 | From: New Jersey | Registered: Jun 2005
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-------------------- The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. Arthur C. Clarke (1917 - ) Posts: 244 | From: Ventura, CA | Registered: Sep 2005
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-------------------- I like to go down to the playground and watch the kids run and jump and scream, because they don't know I'm only using blanks. Posts: 942 | From: Illinois | Registered: Jan 2004
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I couldn't help myself - I translated the internet banking website of the bank I work for. I won't post it, of course, but I got these:
Security "F*ck me for a Buck" Guidelines Today's Foreign "Bust-a-Cunt" Exchange Rates Direct "Ball Buster" Credit Available now Contact a Financial "Give it to me" Planner
Which I suppose sums up many people's attitudes toward the banking industry!
-------------------- I love a sunburnt country, a land of sweeping plains - that's why I live in Melbourne, where it always bloody rains. Posts: 632 | From: Melbourne, Australia | Registered: Nov 2003
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quote:It is our normal practice not to answer titty ****s where the fisting balls could easily have been gleaned from wad pulls already on our website.
Mine, too.
I also love the reference to Ken "Asshole" Ham, and that the page title changes to "Answers in Sucks."
-------------------- Patrick Posts: 576 | From: Illinois | Registered: Dec 2002
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quote:Originally posted by Little Galaxy is on a roll: Why is my sense of humour so juvenile?
I couldn't help myself - I translated the internet banking website of the bank I work for. I won't post it, of course, but I got these:
Security "F*ck me for a Buck" Guidelines Today's Foreign "Bust-a-Cunt" Exchange Rates Direct "Ball Buster" Credit Available now Contact a Financial "Give it to me" Planner
Which I suppose sums up many people's attitudes toward the banking industry!
Dude. You and the Pornolizer owe me an entire new computer desk, with everything on it. I haven't laughed so hard, probably in years.
How do I apply for some of that direct "ball-buster" credit?
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Just noticed that if I click on the link twice, the site is "repornalized". Doesn't matter. Always nice to see members of the cabinet have different expletives inserted between their first and second names. Rings the changes a bit.
Posts: 1157 | From: Westcountry UK "It's Bootiful" | Registered: Jul 2005
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