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Silas Sparkhammer
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Whatever it is you're smoking, Brad, make sure to send a bale of it to Madison Avenue.

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Now I am confused. Now we men have to wonder about if a woman's breasts are real or not, and NOW it seems we need to wonder about the color of her nipples...

Am I the only one in the boat that thinks if a woman wants to show me her nipples, I don't really care what shade of pink (or blue for that matter) they are?...

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quote:
Originally posted by spe934:
Now I am confused. Now we men have to wonder about if a woman's breasts are real or not, and NOW it seems we need to wonder about the color of her nipples...

Am I the only one in the boat that thinks if a woman wants to show me her nipples, I don't really care what shade of pink (or blue for that matter) they are?...

If they are blue and that's the natural color, there's a problem!

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I can say nothing about make-up on the nips, but I have put temporary tattoos on mine before. Honestly- I think it looks pretty awesome. Given the right situation of course.

And I suspect you are not alone, spe934.

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quote:
Originally posted by Oceanic Aura:
I can say nothing about make-up on the nips, but I have put temporary tattoos on mine before. Honestly- I think it looks pretty awesome. Aura

If you would like to share some pictures, I am more than willing to give you my honest opinion too.. [Wink] [Smile]

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quote:
Originally posted by spe934:
quote:
Originally posted by Oceanic Aura:
I can say nothing about make-up on the nips, but I have put temporary tattoos on mine before. Honestly- I think it looks pretty awesome. Aura

If you would like to share some pictures, I am more than willing to give you my honest opinion too.. [Wink] [Smile]
Okay. Boobs.

So...I've tried this out, just now. For science.

First attempts - silvery-grey, light aqua, and rose.
All make my nipples look like I suffer from some terrible dermatological disease. No likey.

Next up: pink sparkle dust.
This was much better. I think because the applicator was a roll-ball it was easier to apply as well. I'm kinda digging the sparkly fairy nips. I could actually see myself using this sometime.

Last attempt: dark, metallic green.
I could envision a scenario where you and your partner are playing Alien Princess and helpless abductee, but otherwise, I'm not too fond.

Thus ends this 'udderly' absurd experiment.

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Brad from Georgia
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Word is that the Nip Up Corporation is currently test-marketing a new henna preparation, Tat for Tit.

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spe934
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quote:
Originally posted by Oceanic Aura:
quote:
Originally posted by spe934:
quote:
Originally posted by Oceanic Aura:
I can say nothing about make-up on the nips, but I have put temporary tattoos on mine before. Honestly- I think it looks pretty awesome. Aura

If you would like to share some pictures, I am more than willing to give you my honest opinion too.. [Wink] [Smile]
Okay. Boobs.

So...I've tried this out, just now. For science.

First attempts - silvery-grey, light aqua, and rose.
All make my nipples look like I suffer from some terrible dermatological disease. No likey.

Next up: pink sparkle dust.
This was much better. I think because the applicator was a roll-ball it was easier to apply as well. I'm kinda digging the sparkly fairy nips. I could actually see myself using this sometime.

Last attempt: dark, metallic green.
I could envision a scenario where you and your partner are playing Alien Princess and helpless abductee, but otherwise, I'm not too fond.

Thus ends this 'udderly' absurd experiment.

Aura

Well, with great sadness I must say that your link didn't work for me (timeout error or some crap like that)... I do vote for experiments like this though.. Maybe I will write up a research grant proposal and see how much we can get to efficently study "the effect of various pigmentation to the female areola and its correlation to male states of excitement"...

Update: I finally got the photo to work, nice teats.... They appear to be quite a color of light pink, so I would suggest the darker colors to enhance what ya got there...

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[pokes head in at the mere mention of the word nipple]

"Didn't mention nipples. I was talking about the titty as a whole."

50 pts for reference.

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And now for a serious answer:

The book Strip City, by Lily Burana is the author's memoir of the time she spent as a stripper, and her final nationwide stripping tour.

In one part she works at a club where nipples must be covered, and there's a lady at the club who applies some metallic goopy stuff to the nipples that then dries into a rubbery nipple cap (at least that was my understanding of it). It came in colors ranging from gold through dark bronze.

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I can honestly say that this is the first time of my life that I've wanted to be a make up artist!

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quote:
Originally posted by Troberg:
I can honestly say that this is the first time of my life that I've wanted to be a make up artist!

"and what do you do for a living?"
"I apply makeup to nipples."
"That's the strangest thing I've ever heard of. Are there any job openings?"

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quote:
Originally posted by robbiev427:
quote:
Originally posted by Troberg:
I can honestly say that this is the first time of my life that I've wanted to be a make up artist!

"and what do you do for a living?"
"I apply makeup to nipples."
"That's the strangest thing I've ever heard of. Are there any job openings?"

"There can't be much money in that."

"Fifty dollars a week."

"That's not much!"

"Yeah, but it's all I can afford to pay the girls."

Brad "thank you, Woody Allen" from Georgia

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quote:
Originally posted by robbiev427:
[pokes head in at the mere mention of the word nipple]

"Didn't mention nipples. I was talking about the titty as a whole."

50 pts for reference.

Oooo! Might be a great start - my first points, and this one's quite a lot!

That's from "My Chauffeur" - where the old gents were playing cards and talking about the newbie. Great movie, and one of my favorites!

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Oh, my gosh. There is someone else out there that appreciates "My Chauffeur" besides me and my best friend? Wow!

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I have used makeup on my nipples during photoshoots to even out the colors/cover up scars. It cuts down on airbrushing work later. I don't, however, just do it "for fun" or fashion or whatever.

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While no one who has seen my nipples in person has ever accused them of being pale and lifeless (Btw, YOMANK as well, Brad [lol] ) I was taking pictures of my boobs with my camera phone to send to a friend one time and since the camera quality was so poor I didn't like how my nips looked. I brushed on a little blush and was quite satisfied with the results.

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quote:
Originally posted by candy from strangers:
While no one who has seen my nipples in person has ever accused them of being pale and lifeless (Btw, YOMANK as well, Brad [lol] ) I was taking pictures of my boobs with my camera phone to send to a friend one time and since the camera quality was so poor I didn't like how my nips looked. I brushed on a little blush and was quite satisfied with the results.

i thought that all we snopsters are your friends
shouldn't we all be getting a view

don't worry i got it [fish] [fish]

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[lol]

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Silas Sparkhammer
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quote:
Originally posted by LadyLockeout:
I have used makeup on my nipples during photoshoots to even out the colors/cover up scars. . . .

Should I ask how you got scars there?

("Nursing wasn't bad. Teething wasn't bad. But the two together, land-a-mercy!")

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*shrug* I enjoy playing with knives and scalpels. Sometimes in odd places.

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As long as I can watch, and you keep the blades away from me, I don't mind.. [Smile]

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LadyLockeout
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I do have a gallery up. [Smile]

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quote:
Originally posted by LadyLockeout:
I do have a gallery up. [Smile]

Where do I sign up?...

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Well, first you paypal me $50 [Wink]

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$50?... hmm.. tempting.. Do I get to peak at the goods before buying the product?.. [Wink]

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That's "peek." Paging Dr. Freud...

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Nope. No freebies.

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quote:
Originally posted by LadyLockeout:
Nope. No freebies.

Damn. Well, the mystery might worth the price now... [Wink]

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quote:
Originally posted by Davros:
quote:
Originally posted by candy from strangers:
While no one who has seen my nipples in person has ever accused them of being pale and lifeless (Btw, YOMANK as well, Brad [lol] ) I was taking pictures of my boobs with my camera phone to send to a friend one time and since the camera quality was so poor I didn't like how my nips looked. I brushed on a little blush and was quite satisfied with the results.

i thought that all we snopsters are your friends
shouldn't we all be getting a view

don't worry i got it [fish] [fish]

Beat me to it!

Robbiev -Candy, are you still my twin?- 427

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quote:
Originally posted by Bassist:
Oooo! Might be a great start - my first points, and this one's quite a lot!

That's from "My Chauffeur" - where the old gents were playing cards and talking about the newbie. Great movie, and one of my favorites!

That's it! I didn't think that one would be so easy.

nurple loves Cobras - yep, there are others of us out there. It's one of my favorite comedies! And I had a thing for Deborah Foreman. [Embarrassed]

Robbiev -20,000 points for the blue ladie's panties!- 427

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I do wonder if celebrities do this sometimes to deliberately draw attention to their chests when appearing in public.

And Candy: damn, why aren't my friends more like you?! [Razz]

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Brad from Georgia posted: No, that was the 1957 ad. You may remember the sprightlier one from 1969:
I'm waiting with bated breath for the 70's disco ad, and the 80's punk version.

Lisa

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quote:
Originally posted by just Lisa:
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Brad from Georgia posted: No, that was the 1957 ad. You may remember the sprightlier one from 1969:
I'm waiting with bated breath for the 70's disco ad, and the 80's punk version.

Lisa

How about the 90's grunge and hip hop versions?...

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