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Well, there's always pinche (accent on the "e") and pendejo. Sort of like damn-dumbass-jackass type name calling. Also cabron/-a meaning "bastard" and "bitch", respectively.
Don't know much spanish, but I do know the cuss words!
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Well, "Fresse" is not only slang - it's extremely rude. Never, ever use it trying to be familiar with a German...
This reminds me of a joke we were told by my German teacher :
An foreign exchange-student was spending a few months in a wealthy german family. One day, as he was visiting the city with the family's son, he crossed a street without paying attention and was almost hit by a car. His friend told him :
"Jetzt hast du aber Schwein gehabt !" (litterally translated : Now you really had the pig !)
The student asked what it meant, and the German explained it's a German expression for "You've really been lucky"
A few days later, there was a ball at the family's mansion. Everybody was enjoying the party, when the father asked the student :
"Sagen Sie, junger Mann, haben Sie schon mit meiner Tochter getanzt ?" (Tell me, young man, have you already danced with my daughter ?), whereupon the poor student answered, meaning to say "No, I haven't been so lucky yet" :
"Nein, das Schwein hab' ich noch nicht gehabt." (No, I didn't have the pig yet.)
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For Whom the Bell Tolls is a good source of Spanish expletives. My favorite is "!Me cago en tu leche!" which, literally translated, means "I shit in your milk!" There are a lot of variations on it, too - e.g. "I shit in the milk of your cowardice".
I have no idea if this is still in use, what the connotations are, or just how insulting it is.
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I usually call my brother a shit fucker, or an asswipe(not very offensive, but I'm not very creative). I usually just blurt out fuck or shit whilst driving, but that's only when something bad happens. But cursewords usually mean more when they are used selectively, b/c it's not expected.
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Oh, and also, in French a salaud is a male bitch, and salope is a female bitch.
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I always had good results with the term "fuck stick". Some people have to stop and think about that one. But if I'm around folks that I don't want to offend, and would hit my hand with a hammer, or what have you "Jesus, Joseph, and Mary" seems to get a few laughs.
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...I thought Sweden was the land of such great lines as:
"Varför måste vi bo i fucking jävla-kuk Åmål?"
(Translation: "Why must we live in fucking bloody-cock Åmål?" A certain movie's subtitling gives this as "fucking shit and piss", while a local variant opts to leave out the "jävla-kuk")
Anyway, here's one in Esperanto:
Bonvolu alsendi la pordiston—lausajne estas rano en mia bideo
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As far as other languages go, my insults are extremely limited. As in I've just got 2.
"Sheisskopf!"-Shithead "Dumpkopf!"-dumbhead
(Apologies for the bad spelling, German was more than 4 years ago).
But yes. I'm also fond of older insults like "Butthead", "Dirtbag", "scumbag", etc.
A side-note from the military...when I was in basic training, the Drill Sergeants swore plenty, but they often called the females "Cow" and the males "Dick".
They were acronyms, they told us. COW stood for "Combat Oriented Warrior" and DICK stood for "Dedicated Infantry Combat Killer".
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quote:Originally posted by Nappy Solo: But if I'm around folks that I don't want to offend, and would hit my hand with a hammer, or what have you "Jesus, Joseph, and Mary" seems to get a few laughs.
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Some classics from SouthPark the movie: Donkey raping shit-eater Testicle shitting rectal wart Uncle Fucker Horse Fucker Big floppy donkey dick How would you like to suck my balls? Fuck-Fuckety-Fuck-Fuck-Fuck
Some of my personal favorites are: Asshat Fuckhead Dumbshit Fuckin A
Ones I like using around my conservative in-laws: Jesus fuckin Joseph God fuckin damn
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Smeggin' hell Fuckin' hell Jesus Christ on a bike Fuck me in the ass with a lit cigar
Not too creative-but the first one is a quick way to make friends.
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I've become rather fond of "Christ on a cracker!"
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These are two originating with Newfoundlanders. (For those of you who don't know, Newfoundland is the large island, just east of Canada.)
1. "fuckery" eg. "I could not get the report finished because there was a complete fuckery at with the computer system and it was shut down."
2. "cock eating Jesus" I don't think I need to supply an example of usage...
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Welcome to the board, bluecat! A bag of dicks? I like that
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Great topic. My brother has been known to clear a room with his expression "You syphilitic cum bubble."
Very childish and funny - Peter Cook & Dudley Moore as Derek & Clive doing their sketch "This Bloke Come up to Me" (hope this link works - NSFW/NFBSK) in which they come up with as many variations as possible on the insult "you f***ing c***."
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A net.acquaintance of mine likes to use "Sweet cream of Jesus on toast points!"
I once called someone on Usenet "beyond the remotest shadow of a a doubt, the most unutterably loathesome pseudo-biological entity ever to crawl the surface of this planet claiming for itself the title of 'human being'."
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I used to use "Jesus Flaming Christ on a barbecue spit!" However, my daughter got to an age where repeating things like that is funny...so, I haven't used it in a while.
quote:Originally posted by GI Joe: So clean up the language on this thread you smegma-faced toads or I'll use my dick-skinners to pull your wizened gonads out your suppurating throats.
All great names for bands. Especially Wizened Gonads.
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A local radio host used the term "old man bag of piss" to refer to his mentor.
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An old teacher of mine favours 'I'm going to rip off your leg and beat you to death with the soggy end!'
And she looks like such a nice old lady, too.
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quote:Originally posted by Spooky Cactus: An old teacher of mine favours 'I'm going to rip off your leg and beat you to death with the soggy end!'
And she looks like such a nice old lady, too.
I've heard "rip off your arm and beat you with the bloody stump!"
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The very first year of teaching - in the very first week - my mother used that:
quote:rip off your arm and beat you with the bloody stump!
And the second grade teacher used it to terrify her students for over twenty years.... "Oh, go ahead and act out now. Next year, you'll have Mrs. Malruhn, and this is what SHE does!!"
Her pupils were always SO sedate and polite when the school years started!
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Now I have seen it. And giggled at it. You know, I think he seemed a little cross, if you ask me.
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I saw the phrase "HEEmee, SHEEmee, peg pojee DAH!" on the first page of this thread, Korean for your mother has a bald pussy, and I couldn't resist adding, "NEE gee mi JJOKK bbal nom!"
This means you are a man who eats out your own whore of a mother. I always found it to be a great ice breaker!
I always was amused by the fact that references to shit, piss and farts are not at all offensive in Korea. Heck, they even have little skits about it on the main Korean children's show. In fact, my daughter has a children's book from Korea called, "Who shit on my head?"
However, mention anything to do with sex, and you're walking on shaky ground. Koreans don't even use their own word for sex. They prefer to say, "saek suh".
quote:Originally posted by Radical Dory: I've become rather fond of "Christ on a cracker!"
That's good!
My hubby and I often use "****ity-****-****" whenever we make a mistake and are getting frustrated. Now that we have a 4 month old, we are trying to tone it down some.
quote:Originally posted by Spooky Cactus: An old teacher of mine favours 'I'm going to rip off your leg and beat you to death with the soggy end!'
I had a HS band teacher who frequently told us "I'll peel all your skin off and dip you by your toe into a giant vat of salt!" He was strange.
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Okay, first of all... "chinga" is not JUST Mexican. I'm Puerto Rican and I use that word about 10,000 times in one day.
Chinga can stand for a the verb "****". And when in used in context with animals... it means "stray".
Usually stray dogs are called "chingos" so if they're female, they're called "chingas".
So it all depends on how you use the word and in which context.
And nothing says cursing like
"...you cock-juggling thunder cunt..."
And that's actually in a movie...
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Hmms. I know my horizons have been expanded dealing with people from China on Lineage who "farm" monsters to sell online currency for real-life cash. Oftentimes they can be territorial about their hunting spots and certain exchanges of insults become common. When they get really annoyed you know it because it goes from "Rang rang" (go away) to "gun" (more like get the hell out of here) to "cao ni ma" (go NFBSK your mother).
My personal faves offhand... asshat, assmongrel, f***tard, twatwaffle. True annoyance may bring out c**tscab.
For formal occasions I fall back on: You are a urinophilic, coprophagic product of intergenerational inbreeding with a necrophilic bestiality fetish and the intelligence quotient of the seminal stain on a crack-addicted prostitute's bedlinens.
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Crotch Pheasant has always been one of my favourites.
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