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A grandmother has confessed to urinating at the grave of a cancer victim while his grieving family watched in horror.
Annette Slight admitted to pulling her trousers down in broad daylight and urinating near floral tributes in a fit of rage after being told to control her puppy.
quote:...I didn't pee on the grave. I have respect for the dead.
Just not their families?
quote:I just said I was going to after I was threatened."
And then....did. Am I missing something here?
quote:"Then all of a sudden this woman came running over shouting at me to stop. I told her my dog could pi** where he liked and I said I would pi** on the grave as well.
And you don't think that a "i'm really sorry, ma'am, he's only a puppy" and then a scolding of said puppy would have had a better effect?
quote:"I didn't, though. I just did it on the road next to where her husband's grave was.
Yeah...it's a good thing earth doesn't absorb and seep liquids. Otherwise, your urine could be soaking onto his coffin!
...oh wait...
quote:"I suffer with double incontinence, which means I can't control when I have to go to the toilet.
Wow. And how convenient was it that you had to go JUST after you'd threatened to?
quote:"I had to go then and there because whenever I get stressed or scared I can't control my bladder."
But you'd made it long enough to make the threat, physically place yourself near, but not on the grave, and then pull down your pants?
quote:Mrs Slight says she is glad she has been identified because she hopes it will prompt council bosses to clean up the cemetery.
So does the cemetery need cleaned because you urinated in it, or because they allow you to walk your dog through it?
quote:"They have done me a favour putting that in the paper because that cemetery is a disgrace."
And this will help....how?
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quote:Originally posted by snopes: Annette Slight admitted to pulling her trousers down in broad daylight and urinating near floral tributes in a fit of rage after being told to control her puppy.
So now you know what it means when someone says they've been Slighted ...
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Of course, the purely physical/chemical results of this action is negligble, but the symbolic value is huge.
I sure understand that the family was upset, I would classify it as a borderline punching offense. On the other hand, when reading the article, it's pretty clear that the woman is disturbed in some way.
Cute puppy, though.
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I thought it was supposed to be the puppy who piddled when it got excited or agitated...
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quote:"They have done me a favour putting that in the paper because that cemetery is a disgrace."
"It's full of mad women pissing! They should be banned!"
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Y'know, the double-incontinence thing has me wondering....I don't pretend to know much about that, but if she has that little control, wouldn't she be wearing a Depends or something?
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Adult undergarments. That's the answer, not peeing on someone's grave!
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Forgive me, but what is DOUBLE incontinence?
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quote:Originally posted by snopes: Annette Slight admitted to pulling her trousers down in broad daylight and urinating near floral tributes in a fit of rage after being told to control her puppy.
So now you know what it means when someone says they've been Slighted ...
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