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Sabrina_Fairchild
I'll Be Home for After Christmas Sales


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This is a redneck one that I learned. It's not really adult, but it's twisted!

Little Jack Horner sat in his corner
eatin' his pork and beans
He ate 30 cans and woolfed down some yams
And his britches split at the seams!

Sabrina "pass the Beano" Fairchild

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Q: Chicago has 2 professional baseball teams. The Cubs and....what is the other one? Hint: It's something you probably don't wear a lot.

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have yourself a Merry Little Galaxy
The First USA Noel


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Mary had a little watch
she swallowed it one day
and so she took some Epsom salts
to pass the time away
But though she tried, and tried, and tried
she couldn't make time pass
So if you want to know the time
just look up Mary's...
...uncle in the Yellow Pages. He sells watches.
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Hickory dickory dock
Some bitch was sucking my c*ck
The clock struck two
I dumped my goo
and dumped the bitch on the next block
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Peter, Peter, pumpkin eater,
had a wife and used to beat her
Punched her twice in the head
NFBSKed her arse and went to bed

(blame Hubby for teaching me the last two)

Little Galaxy

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Ramblin' Dave, quietly making noise
Markdown, the Herald Angels Sing


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In high school, my then-best friend and I wrote a bunch of really bad songs. One of our favorites (we figured it'd make a good B-side for our band) was a lovely ditty called "Loving Her Is Not A Crime." It started out like an average defiant song of forbidden love, but got more vulgar with every verse. Most of it is mercifully lost to history, but I do remember this tidbit:

They all say she ain't no good
And I don't give a s**t
Maybe she's a loser
But she's got some tits!

Anyone that don't agree
Can suck my...lime
Why can't you just see
That loving her is not a crime?!

(I'm sure you'd never guess the authors were a pair of 15 year old boys...)

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Another lifetime I'd have fallen in love with you
Swept away by my feelings, ashamed and confused
But just now it's enough to be walking with you
Let the mystery play as it will! -Lui Collins

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leperknight
The Red and the Green Stamps


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mary had a little pig
it was allways grunting
took it behind the shed one day
and kicked its F***ing C*** in


sorry
shane

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MOWOG
I'm Dreaming of a White Sale


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Mary had a little sheep
and with the sheep she went to sleep
the sheep turned out to be a ram
and Mary had a little lamb!

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mgbdriver
Little Sales Drummer Boy


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Mary had a little car
and it was painted red.
Everywhere that Mary went
the cops picked up the dead.


Mary Mary, quite contrary
how does your garden grow?
"Pretty good since I buried my husband
there, in the daisy row."

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Aquadude
I Saw Three Shipments


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A variant I've heard:
Mary had a little lamb. That's because she's been sleeping in the barn...

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¡El Toro Loco!

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I'm Dreaming of a White Canvas
I'll Be Home for After Christmas Sales


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Mary had a pair of skates,
on ice she used to frisk.
Now, wasn't she a silly girl
her little * ? [Wink]

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spankmantha
Deck the Malls


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The three I can remember the most are pretty, nasty, 2 of which aren't really nursery rhymes, just dirty rhymes. When I was a kid we used to say this one:

Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
to have a little fun
Jack got mad,
kicked Jill in the ass
'Cause the b*tch couldn't make him c*m.

I think that might have been a song or something.
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One my friends brother taught us: Warning These are very dirty.

Down by the old model T
Was were she first showed it to me.
It was hairy and black
She called it her crack
But it looked like a manhole to me!

So I took out my 12 inch pole (dream on!)
And stuck it right down in her hole.
I thought I was dreamin'
When I started creamin'
Down by the old model T!
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And then there is this one, that is....*shudders

Old Mag, the Sea hag
That slithering slimy slut
Between her thighs
Green fungus lies
and worms crawl out her butt
Before I would climb up her slimy body
To such her festered tits
I'd drink a bucket of buzzard puke
Then die the drizzlin' shits!

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"Mind is not a celestial state with idol hymns of praise." ~Pearl Jam "Angel"

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Ramblin' Dave, quietly making noise
Markdown, the Herald Angels Sing


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A confused young lady named Alice
Used a dynamite stick as a phallus
They found her vagina
In South Carolina
And bits of her tits were in Dallas!

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Another lifetime I'd have fallen in love with you
Swept away by my feelings, ashamed and confused
But just now it's enough to be walking with you
Let the mystery play as it will! -Lui Collins

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trollface
The Bills of St. Mary's


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I just remebered one that we used to sing a few years ago. To the tune of "Sing A Song Of Sixpence".

Song a song of siphilis,
A cunt full of crabs,
4 and 20 ulcers,
Covered in scabs,
When the scabs were opened,
The cunt began to sing,
Isn't this a dirty place to put your penis in?

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seriously , everyone on here , just trys to give someone crap about something they do !! , its shitting me to tears.

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mgbdriver
Little Sales Drummer Boy


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A strapping young pirate named Bates
once tried to disco on skates.
He fell on his cutlass
and now he is nutless
and practically useless on dates.


A lady from North Carolina
placed fiddle strings 'cross her vagina.
With proper size cocks
what was sex became Bach's
"Toccata and Fugue in D minor."

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LadyLockeout
Markdown, the Herald Angels Sing


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Mary had a little lamb
its fleece was black as charcoal
Every time she stroked it,
sparks flew out its arsehole


Mary had a sister Nell
She threw her in the family well,,
She's there yet because it kilt her;.,
Now they have to use a filter.

there's an awful lot that center around mary, it seems

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Joe Bentley
Ding Dong! Merrily on High Definition TV


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Jack be nimble.
Jack be quick.
Jack jumped over the candlestick.

But Jack wasn't nimble.
And Jack wasn't quick.
So Jack went home with a char-broiled dick.

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Ms. Kringle
Markdown, the Herald Angels Sing


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Mary had a little lamb
She ate it with mint sauce
And everywhere that Mary went
The lamb went too, of course.

I remember that one...but that's about it.

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M45_rl
The Red and the Green Stamps


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There was a young fellow named Paul
Who confessed, "I have only one ball.
But the size of my dick
Is God's dirtiest trick,
For my girls always ask, 'Is that all?'"

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M45_rl
The Red and the Green Stamps


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There was an old man of Tagore
Whose tool was a yard long or more,
So he wore the damn thing
In a surgical sling
To keep it from wiping the floor.

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Phaedra
Jingle Bell Hock


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One of Robert Burns less well known verses!

Long and thin goes too far in and does nae please the ladies
Short and thick does the trick and brings out proper babies.

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GenYus
Away in a Manager's Special


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How about some old classics that always get started, but never finished?

There once was a young man from Kent,
Whose c**k was so long that it bent.
When starting to screw,
It folded in two.
And instead of cuming, he went.

There was a young man from St Ives,
Whose balls were of two different sizes.
The one was so small,
It was no ball at all.
But the other, it won several prizes.

There once was a man from Nantucket.
Whose c**k was so long he could suck it.
He said quite crass,
As he lubed up his a**.
At last, I've found a place I can tuck it.

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IIRC, it wasn't the shoe bomber's loud prayers that sparked the takedown by the other passengers; it was that he was trying to light his shoe on fire. Very, very different. Canuckistan

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Ramblin' Dave, quietly making noise
Markdown, the Herald Angels Sing


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A mad scientist from Racine
Invented a beat-off machine
On the ninety-ninth stroke
The goddamn thing broke
And beat his balls into cream


And one my dad taught me(!)...

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick,
Jack tripped over the candle stick
Well, goodness gracious, great balls of fire!

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Another lifetime I'd have fallen in love with you
Swept away by my feelings, ashamed and confused
But just now it's enough to be walking with you
Let the mystery play as it will! -Lui Collins

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Seaboe Muffinchucker
Let There Be PCs on Earth


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Okay, I know I'm not remembering this one quite right, but here goes:

Mary had a little lamb,
A little pork,
A little jam
A little egg on toast,
A little [something] roast.

That one actually has an author, but I can't remember who it was--perhaps Ogden Nash?

I couldn't figure out a SFW way to search for it. [Frown]

Seaboo

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Tootsie Plunkette
Buy a Torch, Jeanette, Isabella


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I believe it is:

Mary had a little lamb,
a little pork, a little ham,
a little egg, a little toast,
some pickles and a great big roast,
an ice cream soda topped with fizz,
and man, how sick our Mary is!


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ParaDiddle
Happy Xmas (Warranty Is Over)


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This is an original (seriously)

Jill took Jack up on the hill
it was their first date together.
She gave Jack a smack 'cross tha back of his ass
with a paddle of studded black leather.

She said "Get on your knees and you'll learn how to please
a woman who knows what she wants.
But listen closely and do what I say
or you'll be the one in hot pants".

She grabbed his hair, turned him around and
pushed is face down in some clover
She said "Listen punk I don't wanna hear shit
but you barking like your name is rover".

She turned him upside, sideaways backwards and front
and every which way but loose
then rode him like a reverse cowgirl
with his prick cinched up in a noose.

When she was done and she'd had all her fun
she gave his ass another smack.
ans said "Tell everybody I own that dick
and bring your sister when you come back".

Jack showed his pa the lump on his head
and the bruise under one of his eyes
Papa said "Fella, I gots nuttin to tellya
'cause looks like you been told at least twice"

- P

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Bach_girl
It Came Upon a Midnight Clearance


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Little Miss Muffet
sat on a tuffet
eating her curds and whey

Along came a spider
who sat down beside her
and said:
"What's in the bowl bitch?"


Damn I miss my Grandpa...

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LtColCarter
Raiders of the Lost Shark


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quote:
Originally posted by Bach_girl:
Little Miss Muffet
sat on a tuffet
eating her curds and whey

Along came a spider
who sat down beside her
and said:
"What's in the bowl bitch?"


Damn I miss my Grandpa...

Wow, I heard that one from Andrew Dice Clay. Was your Grandpa possibly a fan? [Eek!]

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Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength; loving someone deeply gives you courage. Lao Tzu

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Bach_girl
It Came Upon a Midnight Clearance


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quote:
Originally posted by LtColCarter:
quote:
Originally posted by Bach_girl:
Little Miss Muffet
sat on a tuffet
eating her curds and whey

Along came a spider
who sat down beside her
and said:
"What's in the bowl bitch?"


Damn I miss my Grandpa...

Wow, I heard that one from Andrew Dice Clay. Was your Grandpa possibly a fan? [Eek!]
Not that I know of. He had a lot of these little sayings. I am not sure where he got them but when I was a kid and he told me I thought they were funny. Grandma didn't- she said after listening to him tell them for 30 years it wasn't funny anymore...lol.

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LtColCarter
Raiders of the Lost Shark


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I betcha Mr. Clay heard it from HIS grandpa or something - maybe that's where he got his shtick from. Your grandma must have been a saint! [lol]

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Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength; loving someone deeply gives you courage. Lao Tzu

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Crackrzz
Let There Be PCs on Earth


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Jack & Jill went up the hill
to smoke a little leaf.
Jack got high, pulled down his fly,
and Jill said, "Where's the beef?"

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-Tabby, on how she cut her lip while shaving her legs.

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Delta-V
Xboxing Day


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(Sung to the tune of Frère Jacques)
Farrah Faucett, Farrah Faucett,
Has big boobs, Has big boobs,
Played on Charlie's Angels,
Married to Lee Majors,
She's a blonde, She's a blonde...

Eric Idle does it best, tho:
quote:
Hello, Children, hello. Here is this morning's story. Are you ready? Then we'll begin.

One day Ricky the magic Pixie went to visit Daisy Bumble in her tumbledown cottage. He found her in the bedroom. Roughly he gabbed her heavy shoulders pulling her down on to the bed and ripping off her...

Old Nick the Sea Captain was a rough tough jolly sort of fellow. He loved the life of the sea and he loved to hang out down by the pier where the men dressed as ladies...

Rumpletweezer ran the Dinky Tinky shop in the foot of the magic oak tree by the wobbly dumdum bush in the shade of the magic glade down in Dingly Dell. Here he sold contraceptives and...
Discipline? ...
Naked? ...
With a melon!?



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LeaflessMapleTree
The twelve shopping days 'til Christmas


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Okay, this is my favourite limerick ever!

There was a young lass from Thornhill
F***ed dynamite sticks for a thrill
They found her vagina
In North Carolina
And bits of her tits in Brazil.

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Tamara1221
I Saw Three Shipments


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Sung to the tune of Row Row Row your Boat

Roll roll roll the joint
pass it down the line
take a toke and hold the smoke
blow your f****n mind

Little Miss Muffett
sat on a tuffett
covered in gasoline
along came a spider
with a butane lighter
and blew her to smithereens

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Hrtofdrkns
Deck the Malls


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We used to sing these in the sixth grade.

To the tune of row row your boat.

Row, row, row your boat.
Gently down the stream.
Through your teacher overboard
listen to her scream.
Five days later she's floating down by Delaware
chewing on her underware
wishing she had another pair...That's all I remember.

Sung to the tune of joy to the world.

Joy to the world
My teacher's dead
I cut off her head
What happened to her body
I flushed it down the potty
And round and round it went
And round and round it went
And round and round it went

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Chimera
Ding Dong! Merrily on High Definition TV


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quote:
Originally posted by Ramblin' Dave:
A mad scientist from Racine
Invented a beat-off machine
On the ninety-ninth stroke
The goddamn thing broke
And beat his balls into cream


And one my dad taught me(!)...

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick,
Jack tripped over the candle stick
Well, goodness gracious, great balls of fire!

There once was a man from Racine
He invented the strangest machine
both concaved and convex
it could suit either sex
It was the god damnest thing ever seen

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What is the use of women?"
Steve W. from JREF's 'This is no fun'

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Senior
Let There Be PCs on Earth


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An old, sultry, torch song:

A pair of bloody panties in the back of a taxi.
Your last abortion, that you got from Maxie,
And when I piss how it stings.
These sordid things remind me of you.

That worn out rubber that we used for ages.
A book on birth control with dog-eared pages.
A matress without any springs.
These sordid things remind me of you.

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Stoneage Dinosaur
We Wish You a Merry Giftmas


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Oh, the grand old Duke of York
He had ten thousand men:
If he'd had the bloomin' energy
He'd have had them all again!

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"You learn something new every day if you're not careful" - Wilf Lunn

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