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Stoneage Dinosaur
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According to the report fatal injuries in farming in Britain 2004/5

Three people were killed by farm animals. One was struck and trampled on by two bulls, another was knocked to the ground by a cow and the other person was trampled over by a herd of cattle.

ETA: More examples of the dangers of cows:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/coventry_warwickshire/4091126.stm

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/cumbria/3042655.stm

It seems that cows can be very aggressive when protecting their young, as are most animals.

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When visiting a very rural area as a teenager I went, to watch only, with some guys intent on tipping cows.

I ended up sitting on a wooden fence laughing as they chased some very annoyed cows, who just mooed and trotted away whenever the guys got near.

Also, one guy slipped in a cow pie and fell [lol]

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Hey, I used to engage in cow-tipping all the time. Sure it was dangerous, but it really annoyed the cow.

But enough about my ex ... [fish]

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quote:
Originally posted by Ieuan ab Arthur:
Hi All:

Those people at UBC obviously have too much time on their hands. [Big Grin]

I have always loved the notion of "cow tipping." I can just picture it in my imagination. It's a dark, still night. There's no wind to russle the leaves. No sound at all can be heard across hill and dale. Not a solitary bleat or peep. Total peace and tranquility.

All of a sudden:

{sound of someone running nearer}
Uggggh!
Moooooo!
Thud!
Hee hee hee hee!
{sound of someone running away}

Mother always said that I had a warped sense of humour [lol]

Ta ra 'wan,

Ieuan "But I can still tip sheep, can't I?" ab Arthur

We have cattle, and when ever I think of this statement, I still laugh.
If I find anyone that thinks they can cow tip, I usually tell them to come on over, and after they tip a cow, we can go snipe hunting.. [lol]

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I can say that as a young lad of 14 or so, that I went cow tipping in rural Northern Wisconsin. The guys I went with did so on a quasi-regular basis. The day after I hurt like hell (ever tackle a NFBSKing wall?).

Then the next week I ran into the daughter of the cows' owner. She was quite upset about the unknown jerks that had hurt their cows, and that they almost had to put one down because of the damage.

I never went back again.

So, I know first hand - or shoulder rather - that it happens, or at least happened some thirty years ago... and in Northern Wisconsin.

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The students at the University of British Columbia made a fatal error in their assumptions.
They assume a perfectly rigid cow instead of a flexible cow who's center of mass would be shifted when force was applied.

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So the deal here is that cows can be knocked off their feet with enough element of surprise by enough people with enough brute strength. And cows and/or people can get hurt. Not exactly my idea of tipping. Sounds more like tackling.

Does cow tackling sound like as much fun?

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I think it sounds like more fun! [Big Grin]

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I think this is starting to sound a bit like bull fighting...

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Cows aggressive? I think they're cute and cuddly. Well, cute anyway. I love going for country walks and often tramp through fields of cows.

I remember once walking through a field with about fifty calves (about a year old). As I walked I heard the patter of tiny hooves behind me. I turned round and there were all fifty calves following me. As I turned they all stopped.

I walked on. They followed. I stopped and turned. They stopped. It was like a child's game.

when I eventually reached the end of the field I climbed over the stile and there were all fifty calves trying to climb over. I began stroking their noses as the ones closest to me gave my lovely sloppy cow licks!

Magic.

I hope cow tipping is a myth. How anyone could do something awful to the gentlest creatures I know is beyond me.

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If a cow senses a threat, either through it's own senses and via a herd, it will act aggressively to any unknown quantity as a natural response. My mate fell off his bike cycling through a dairy pasture once and was almost trampled, but that was down to his violent demise - you can safely stroll through British dairy herds without too much fuss, they are used to humans, but ever tried it at night? I once got caught in a bull's field taking a stoned short-cut through a field - I leapt out of the bull's field into the cows and only my rugby skills averted a pasting as I had to dodge two or three unhappy milkers [lol]

On a sadder note, I once saw a dog trampled to death in a beef herd - the dog spooked the animals as there were calves in the field...

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Having seen an enraged cow there is no way I would piss one off in an attempt to tip it over.

Some years ago I was walking by the river with my children and our dalmation pup. We stopped by a field, bounded only by some rickety metal fencing, to admire some big black and white fresian cows with their claves. The farmer arrived and we watched with interest as shooed all the cows out of the field except one mother and calf. He then proceeded to load the calf into a trailer at which the cow became very agitated and started bellowing like mad. After he drove off she careered round the field making the most awful noise until she stopped in her tracks having spotted our black and white spotted dog sitting quietly on the path beside us. I froze in terror (I'm very scared of cows) as she hurtled towards us...I had no faith that the flimsy railings would hold. Our poor little dog was so terrified he froze too...in his sitting up position until she was really close whereupon he just keeled over and passed out. I've never seen a dog faint before or since. We had to carry him home and ever after he jammed on his brakes if tried to walk that way. She was absolutely enraged and I don't doubt if we hadn't gathered up our dog and scarpered she would have trampled us.

I really don't like the thought of a bunch of drunks trying to tip over a cow for fun...if any try and get a good hoofing it's no more than they deserve.

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I had no faith that the flimsy railings would hold. Our poor little dog was so terrified he froze too...in his sitting up position until she was really close whereupon he just keeled over and passed out. I've never seen a dog faint before or since.
I know I shouldn't have done - but that made me laugh my ass off! [lol] Glad to hear you and dawg both survived this bovine ordeal [Wink]

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Have to say, once I got us to safety, I laughed my ass off too.
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quote:
Originally posted by Andrew of Ware, England:


I hope cow tipping is a myth. How anyone could do something awful to the gentlest creatures I know is beyond me.

What, almost as bad as breaking their legs, keeping them in cages in the dark, stringing them up, cutting their necks and letting them bleed to death?

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I grew up out west (US), heard FOAF stories of the great fun of cow-tipping, but never believed it could be done or that it was really much fun. Always equated it to snipe hunting.

RE: Agressive bovine behavior. As a young man (10-11) my father and I helped a friend on his ranch in the spring. He had a herd with quite a number of new calves and needed to take inventory. Each of the cows had a tag in their ear with a number on it. We drove around his fields looking for calves with no tags in their ears. When we spotted an untagged calf, we'd jump from the truck and the adults would wrestle the calf to the ground. My job was to pull the tag with the number that matched the calf's mother on it from a box and apply it to the calf's ear. When I asked how I would know which cow was the mother, they just laughed and assured me I'd know. As soon as they tackled the first calf, a cow bellowed and charged. I turned tail and ran as fast as I could from the half a ton of angry mother cow. I looked back when I heard laughter from my father and the rancher and saw the cow stop a few feet short and just stand and stare. I looked at the tag in her ear (large enough to be read from several feet away) and applied the matching tag to the calf. The mystery of how to know which cow was the mother was solved. What was my point? Oh yeah, cows can act agressively when protecting their calves, but these particular cows weren't brave enough to actually do damage other than scaring the NFBSK out of me the first time. I was no longer afraid of cows after that day. Bulls? Be afraid, be very afraid.

Mnot - I had a point when I began this post, really i did - r2

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Has anyone seen the trailer for the movie Barnyard?

In the trailer, the cows get sick of getting tipped and fight back (they break into a kid's room and push him out of bed).

But these cows have udders- and MALE voices!

That right there guarantees themovie will be crap- just like nearly any other computer animated movie that isn't made by Pixar.

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You know, with all the low-light-functional cameras today, one would think that *someone* would take a video of their cow tipping adventure and post it online.

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I live in a fairly rural area, and I also heard plenty of "cow-tipping" stories when I was growing up. My father grew up on a dairy farm, and he would swear up and down that cow-tipping was a myth. Well, he didn't say it was impossible, just that it would be extremely difficult to tip a cow, since the cow would certainly react. His response was always, "If someone tried to tip you over, would you just sit there and let them do it?"

But of course, we kids knew better. Our friend's friend's step-sister's cousin's nephew tipped cows all the time.

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I actually went on a cow tipping expedition with my then SO and her brother back in rural Rhode Island. After practising by tipping an excessive quantity of beer, said brother (who was a self-proclaimed "expert") took a run at a very large cow. The result was him sitting in a pile of manure with a very confused and slightly pissed off (but definitely still firmly on 4 legs) cow staring down at him like he was an idiot.
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quote:
Originally posted by charlie23:
I actually went on a cow tipping expedition with my then SO and her brother back in rural Rhode Island. After practising by tipping an excessive quantity of beer, said brother (who was a self-proclaimed "expert") took a run at a very large cow. The result was him sitting in a pile of manure with a very confused and slightly pissed off (but definitely still firmly on 4 legs) cow staring down at him like he was an idiot.
Spewing cold beer out of your nose hurts.

What did you say to him..YOMANPP(ants)? [Big Grin]

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My best friend in high school claims to have gone cow-tipping a few times. Of course, he's also a compulsive liar, so I take that with a whole shaker-full of salt.

But I, too, don't get how the article is supposed to disprove the notion. Whenever I hear a good cow-tipping story, it usually involves seven or more large guys. If "two people could tip a cow if they do it quickly", then seven ought to be able to do easily. I have yet to see compelling evidence that this is a myth.... but I would still like to see proof.

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Originally posted by 1958Fury:
. . . I have yet to see compelling evidence that this is a myth.... but I would still like to see proof.

But how do you prove a negative? It is just barely within the envelope of physical possibility that someone has actually done this. One can dream up a combination of circumstances -- lone cow in a pasture, eight football linebackers, hut one, hut two, everyone hits the cow at the same moment...

It's like "proving" that UFOs aren't spacecraft from other solar systems: how?

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What did you say to him..YOMANPP(ants)?
I don't actually remember, but after we got done laughing I'm sure our opinions pretty much mirrored the cow's.
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The physics of cow tipping are pretty simple. A mass (the heavier, the better), hitting an unsuspecting possibly moveable force, will take it down.

What the lighter folks did was take a 90-degree angle run towards the hind-quarters, blasting said sleeping bovine in the hip with a shoulder. The impact (if done with enough force), would force the cow off balance (zzz *snort* huh? WHA?!?!) and the ass end would fall over, followed by the rest of the cow.

The bigger guys would aim for either center mass or the front shoulder, which would be supported better.

You can only get one mass-tip per herd, as the bellows, lows and moos created by the assault awakens the whole herd and then they are on their guard... so you get half a dozen drunken kids out there, coordinate targets (it would suck for two kids to slam into both sides of the same target!), and send a signal to *ATTACK*!!! Then everybody laughs and runs off to find the car before the owner comes out with the shotgun loaded with rock-salt - or a .22!

Sometimes I wonder how in God's name I survived my childhood...

Charlie23, thanks for the support. I KNEW I couldn't be the only reformed tipper here! [lol] Now, how the hell did you end up in Bulgaria from Rhode Island? [Smile]

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I grew up on a dairy farm and knew a great deal about cattle that my city-slicker new friends did not our freshman year of college. They did know that I was working at the large animal department of the Ag school and one Saturday asked for directions to some cows so that they could tip them. I gave them directions to a pen where 2 very old cows were penned. When my friends returned, they said that they never imagined that cows could be that mean and felt that I had directed them to especially nasty cows. Just think, I also knew where five cows that had just calved were penned and where the breeding bull was kept penned and tied.
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I've never gone cow-tipping, but I did tip the family dog several times in my childhood. It's not nearly as easy as you think it would be, especially considering that dogs do not sleep standing up so you can really only take them when they're staring at a bird or something. Take that for what it's worth.

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Charlie23, thanks for the support. I KNEW I couldn't be the only reformed tipper here! Now, how the hell did you end up in Bulgaria from Rhode Island?

They told me the cows here were smaller [Wink]
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quote:
Originally posted by Stoneage Dinosaur:
According to the report fatal injuries in farming in Britain 2004/5

Three people were killed by farm animals. One was struck and trampled on by two bulls, another was knocked to the ground by a cow and the other person was trampled over by a herd of cattle.

ETA: More examples of the dangers of cows:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/coventry_warwickshire/4091126.stm

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/cumbria/3042655.stm

It seems that cows can be very aggressive when protecting their young, as are most animals.

I'm sorry, but the first thing in my head was the voice of my doctor saying, "I told you that beef wasn't good for your health!"

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When I was in college at Northern Kentucky University. I went to a farm party in Pendleton County in which cow-tipping was advertised.

By the time we got around to the cow-tipping we were all a bit tipsy. Being drunk we were a little loud so by the time we got to the edge of the herdwe were heard. We couldn't tip an awake cow. They were all scared or something. Moing they almost woke up the people who lived on the farm, brother of the host.

BTW we were all biology majors.

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Cow-tipping: Myth or reality?

Thursday’s edition of the Daily Press featured a story about holiday tipping – tipping the mailman, tipping the garbage collector, tipping the paper deliverer.

But what about tipping the cow?

http://www.tahlequahdailypress.com/features/local_story_349092342.html

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The result was him sitting in a pile of manure with a very confused and slightly pissed off (but definitely still firmly on 4 legs) cow staring down at him like he was an idiot. [/QB]
That must have been the worst part...having a cow looking down at me like I was an idiot would hurt.

I mean, have ya ever seen a cow?

On a side note, put me in the list of people who have been stupid enough to attempt to tip a cow. It makes me laugh that so many people have actually attempted this.

For me, there is no funny story to recount. I think we successfully sneaked up on the cow, who was isolated from the rest of the herd. However, the cow did not budge. It just mooed.

And that alone scared us so bad, we ran until we were in the next county. Of course, we had to go back for the car...

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I grew up in the country, so if cow tipping were as easy and fun as the legend says, you'd think I would know at least one person who had done it or at least one farmer who had been PO'ed by it. But, nope, I've never heard a firsthand story. Of course, if you've ever been close to a cow, you can easily predict how badly they could be injured by tipping (they'd land on their ribs, which I'd have to imagine would break in the fall), so maybe country kids aren't as willing to try it.

OTOH, my father swears he used to go cow-skiing. Get in a mucky pasture with a cow, grab her tail and scare her into running. Of course, my father has also been known to fib.

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invisigoth
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my husband tipped cows! *laughs and falls off the chair*
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Queen Mac
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Wow. As a current beef cow owner/shower on the 4-H circuit, I don't even want to think about someone attempting to tip one of mine over, and they're still in that awkward stage between being a calf and a full grown cow stage.

I mean, Rorschach and Stuart are both the tamest calves I've had in a long time, but they still wouldn't take well to a bunch of people attempting to shove them over. Well, Stuart might, but he's too lazy to care, but Rorschach wouldn't like it much. And those two are my tame ones. Ronald, Circe, and Hecate wouldn't like it at ALL.

Anyway, back on the actual topic...sort of. *Coughs* If you ever mention cow tipping around here, you're likely to get a bunch of rolled eyes and groans, considering almost everyone here is related to a farmer in some way.

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