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LeaflessMapleTree
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I don't think so. I've always thought it's the tip and underside of the penis that's most sensitive. But the guys can answer that.

Separately, it's nice of you to offer (I think) to let science pursue this (now this is real physics). If I were a guy, I'd volunteer to take you up (or down) on the offer. Obviously, you'll report the results in (breath-taking) detail.

Yes, indeed it is (at least for me) the underside that is most sensitive. And I happen to tilt to the left slightly. And anyone who thinks it would make a difference is welcome to try their hand...or, um, any other body part.

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Maple,

Thanks, but I'll take your word for it.

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quote:
Originally posted by Don Enrico:
In a crime novel by the Swedish authors May Sjöwall/Per Wahlöö, one of the main charakters has a Samish wife. He, too, is asked whether she has her vagina sideways.

And he answers that it is a widely held misconception. Unfortunately, whatever Sami women I know I only know in a non-biblical sense so understandably I cannot verify it.

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This topic is useless without pictures. [Roll Eyes]
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Steph Summers
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Can't you just feel your way?
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I have felt a change in sensation from changing angles with a given partner, so I would expect at least that the sensations would be "out of phase." That is, one might find that entering Ms. A and Ms. B at the same angle would not produce the same sensation, but entering at angles (alpha) and (beta), respectively, would produce the same sensation, and entering at angles (alpha)+(gamma) and (beta)+(gamma) would also.

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Steph Summers
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I suggest you keep your protractor at home...ans sine-off. I think you're better off with a biology lab than a geometry lesson.
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quote:
Originally posted by Jay Temple:
I have felt a change in sensation from changing angles with a given partner, so I would expect at least that the sensations would be "out of phase." That is, one might find that entering Ms. A and Ms. B at the same angle would not produce the same sensation, but entering at angles (alpha) and (beta), respectively, would produce the same sensation, and entering at angles (alpha)+(gamma) and (beta)+(gamma) would also.

Jay Temple, you are not considering other factors like position of the woman's body, positioning of hips, the shape and softness of bed. Most men instinctively adjust the angle of peneteration by delta, to correct for external factors

Angle of insertion for woman A = alpha + delta
Angle of insertion for woman B = alpha + gamma + delta

where alpha = angle required for particular sensation
delta = correction factor to correct for external factors
gamma = correction factor to correct for the tilt in woman B's vagina

I think in most instances, delta >> gamma, so gamma can be ignored. Even if gamma is comparable to delta, most men will instictively adjust delta to correct for gamma. So, for practical purposes, we can ignore gamma. Gamma might come into play, when delta is at it's limits, and the male is unable to adjust delta anymore.

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quote:
Can't you just feel your way?
Oh yes! YES! Anyone up for grabs? Please?

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quote:
Originally posted by Mad Jay:
quote:
Originally posted by Jay Temple:
I have felt a change in sensation from changing angles with a given partner, so I would expect at least that the sensations would be "out of phase." That is, one might find that entering Ms. A and Ms. B at the same angle would not produce the same sensation, but entering at angles (alpha) and (beta), respectively, would produce the same sensation, and entering at angles (alpha)+(gamma) and (beta)+(gamma) would also.

Jay Temple, you are not considering other factors like position of the woman's body, positioning of hips, the shape and softness of bed. Most men instinctively adjust the angle of peneteration by delta, to correct for external factors

Angle of insertion for woman A = alpha + delta
Angle of insertion for woman B = alpha + gamma + delta

where alpha = angle required for particular sensation
delta = correction factor to correct for external factors
gamma = correction factor to correct for the tilt in woman B's vagina

I think in most instances, delta >> gamma, so gamma can be ignored. Even if gamma is comparable to delta, most men will instictively adjust delta to correct for gamma. So, for practical purposes, we can ignore gamma. Gamma might come into play, when delta is at it's limits, and the male is unable to adjust delta anymore.

Is this what you guys think about to avoid premature ejaculation?
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Steph Summers
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No wonder there's no attention given to the g-spot.
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As a person of Chinese descent, I cant help but to feel immensely sickened by this topic. Ive never even heard of this UL before.

quote:
Originally posted by pob14:
My daughters are Chinese, and although their vaginas are quite young (as indeed are the rest of their bodies), neither of them go sideways.

Should either of them turn as they age, I will keep you all posted, you sick NFBSKers. [Razz]

Im sure you were just being sarcastic, but still. Thats pretty fucking disturbing.
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quote:
Originally posted by Drainfluid:
Is this what you guys think about to avoid premature ejaculation?

Well, I've always stuck with trying to name five Bruce Springsteen songs that don't mention a woman's name or any form of transportation. But you know, this just might be a better method.

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quote:
Originally posted by MapleLeaf:
Yes, indeed it is (at least for me) the underside that is most sensitive.

Really? Cause I always paid extra attention to that little bundle of nerves right below the head on the top side. Always gets me good results.

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damned taco shaped waffles....

deleted because someone else (that I linked to) let their domain expire apparently.

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quote:
Originally posted by Steph Summers:
No wonder there's no attention given to the g-spot.

The what? [Roll Eyes]

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quote:
Originally posted by Laser Potato:
quote:
Originally posted by Brad from Georgia:
My conservative friends tell me that female NPR commentators have vaginas that lean toward the left. Does that count?

Ah yes, this is what passes for "humor" among wingnuts.
Sad, isn't it?

No, I found it pretty funny.

And shouldn't there be some rule about having make up a comeback rather than just using quotation marks? I mean, I'm not the wittiest guy on earth, but come on...

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This topic reminds me of a cherished moment for me in director Robert Altman's film MCCABE AND MRS. MILLER; a film that--typically of Altman's films--is full of intentionally overlapped dialogue.

A couple of miners are looking over Constance Miller`s string of prostitutes which include an attractive Asian. As the camera lingers on her we hear a miner's line of dialogue on the soundtrack rise above the overlapping babble:

"Naw...if that were true, their legs would fall off !"

[Smile]

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quote:
Originally posted by Ryda Wong:
Really? Cause I always paid extra attention to that little bundle of nerves right below the head on the top side. Always gets me good results.

Um which one? (Yes I know it's sad you have to tell me where I have a bundle of nerves, but maybe is that I'm not understanding your directions. Perhaps a picture would help).

Jaime

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Jaime Vargas Sanchez
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And that was an honest question.

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Okay, I'm sorry. I really don't want to hijack this thread, but while I was researching this (which is what I presumed Ryda was speaking of)...I came up with THIS. Um...I guess you learn something new every day...wow.
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Ryda Wong, EBfCo.
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Originally posted by Jaime Vargas Sanchez:
And that was an honest question.

I know. It's just that I'm on these boards at work, so, well, looking for cock illustrations isn't the best thing to do....

I became aware of this due to a lover with peircings. The rings went under the nerve bundle, making it eaiser to see.

Go exploring! It's there. I promise.

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Ryda Wong, EBfCo.
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Oh, and murphyl got it right. The first link, that is.

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quote:
Originally posted by Ryda Wong:
Oh, and murphyl got it right. The first link, that is.

Aaaaaah. That's where the confusion arises. You described that as being on the "top" side (I assume dividing "top" and "bottom" transversally).

I consider that the "underside" (dividing longitudinally).

Jaime

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Ryda Wong, EBfCo.
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quote:
Originally posted by Jaime Vargas Sanchez:
quote:
Originally posted by Ryda Wong:
Oh, and murphyl got it right. The first link, that is.

Aaaaaah. That's where the confusion arises. You described that as being on the "top" side (I assume dividing "top" and "bottom" transversally).

I consider that the "underside" (dividing longitudinally).

Jaime

Sorry! It's easier to show than tell. [Razz]

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quote:
Originally posted by Steph Summers:
I think Jay is right. When erect, many men "tilt" left or right (I don't know the medical term for this "problem"), but for me the insertion feels just as good and they seem to get off as well as any other men I've had.

I suggest Noc just relax, tilt your head back and enjoy.....forget about it.

I guess Ms. Summers isn't really posting anymore, but I find it odd that she's telling Nocturnal Goddess to relax and forget about whether or not her vagina shape affects men's performance when she (Ms. Summers) was the one to bring it up in the first place.

Anyway the frenulum is a handy little nerve bundle isn't it.

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I had not been aware of slanting vaginas in Asian women. Too bad it appears to not be true.

ALTHOUGH, I have heard that they have several more muscles in their vaginal cavity than any other race, therefore making sex with them that much more "controled."

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So what you are saying is that Asian women aren't human but rather some alien life-form?
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At the risk of dragging this thread further down . . .

I'm kind of surprised no one has mentioned to conclusion of the "Asian women have sideways vaginas" story. In the interest of complete degradation, here it is.

First you have to understand that they aren't really refering to the actual vagina, but the orientation of the vulva. A 'slight' lack of precision in terminology common to beery jokes on naughty subjects. So the vulva then is supposed 'slanted' so that its ends point to the woman's legs, rather than towards the bellybutton, Women so blessed with sideways 'vaginas' are therefore highly desired because when they spread their legs, it [so the joke goes] tightens the, uh, fit. [Imagine how the opening of an envelope closes when you pull from the corners - oh, never mind.]

OK, so it loses something in the explanation and isn't all that funny in the first place. Unless it's 2 AM, you struck out with all the real live women, and you're drunk. At least that's what the older boys say . . .

Anyway, that's how the joke went when I first heard it as a yonker. Coincidently I just read a version of it in a scifi book a month or so ago.

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For what it's worth (nothing) I heard this from a few different friends in middle school and early highschool. I never actually believed it, but I guess it is a pretty wide spread (hehe) rumour.

Oh, and I point slightly up and to the right, since we're sharing.
[Smile]

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"How's it hanging?"
"Small, shrivelled, and to the left"

(I'm having a clearance on points. 500 Points, who wants 'em?)

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quote:
Originally posted by MapleLeaf:
"How's it hanging?"
"Small, shrivelled, and to the left"

(I'm having a clearance on points. 500 Points, who wants 'em?)

Liar Liar.

But technically, it's, "Short, shriveled, and always to the left."

Aimee "I have no life, it would seem" Evilpixie

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quote:
Originally posted by Aimee Evilpixie:
quote:
Originally posted by MapleLeaf:
"How's it hanging?"
"Small, shrivelled, and to the left"

(I'm having a clearance on points. 500 Points, who wants 'em?)

Liar Liar.

But technically, it's, "Short, shriveled, and always to the left."

Aimee "I have no life, it would seem" Evilpixie

but you do have 500 points...... [Big Grin]

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500 points it is. Would your like 500 points credited to your Snopes account for future dispensing? Or would you prefer cold, hard points?

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BTW, if anyone has snopes points coming to them from a structured settlement, I'd be happy to take them off their hands for a lump sum of snopes points during these hard times.

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