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Comment: I recently heard that eating pineapple, or drinking pinapple
juice, will make your cum taste better to the person performing oral sex
on you. I've heard it about candy, about juice, about all sorts of random
stuff...is it true, guys? Thanks for lookin' into it for me!

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Guys will tell girls anything to get some, & sadly girls believe them
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Your diet 'does' effect the 'quality' of a man's semen, but i'm only going on what women have told me [Wink]

I can count at least half a dozen examples of women, sexually enthusiastic when it comes to semen in general (shall we say), saying that it tastes 'nice' or 'sweet'. When asked 'Does it always?' the response is an overwhelming 'no'. I've heard that blokes who smoke or eat a lot of seafood don't taste so good, whereas blokes who drink a lot of liquid and yes, eat fresh fruit, taste better, so i'm sure there is truth in this somewhere.

Bitter, sweet, salty - it varies, and I would say diet is a factor for sure...

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I've heard anecdotal evidence that, interestingly enough, a diet high in sugar actually produces bitter semen. Just my $.02 contribution to this discussion.

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BlueStar
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I've certainly heard tales about pineapple juice and seamen before - that porn stars drink it because it makes your, erm, load whiter, larger and more palitable to your co-star.

http://www.bizarremag.com/ask_bizarre.php?id=384
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Is there something I can eat or take to build up sperm? I want to shoot a big load, but I seem to only shoot little loads.
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Male porn stars eat lots of fruit and veg - particularly pineapple juice, which is said to make for delicious sperm - which again contain lots of liquid.

In an MTV interview with Tommy Lee:
http://www.mtv.com/bands/b/books/news_feature_041018/
quote:

Best Sex Aid: Tommy suggests eating a bushel of celery the day before and drinking pineapple juice every morning. Just trust him.

Although it doesn't mention why.
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I regularly consume pineapples in all kinds of food or drink pineapple juice, and have yet to encounter a lady who doesn't say it tastes bad. I think there may be some placebo going on though.

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I heard that men who have a diet high is sugar will have sweeter man chowder, while men with a hight protein diet with have more bitter baby batter.
My wife, OTOH, assures me that it always tastes gross.

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I think the difference is with the men in general, not necessarily with what they eat. Just as people have different smells/scents, they also would have different "flavors," according to their body chemistry.

I would also think that being well hydrated would help to increase the amount of semen, and therefore dilute any bitter or bad tasting compounds in the semen.

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I also wonder about the presence of sperm cells, as this may affect taste. I have a "sweet" DH, in more ways than one, and he has had a vasectomy.

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The worst that I have encountered is when my DH2B eats asparagus, cooked any way. It gives it a very different(bad) smell & taste.

I say just get out the whipped cream or chocolate and its all good!

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quote:
Originally posted by BlueStar:
I've certainly heard tales about pineapple juice and seamen before

You did? I would love to hear them! [Wink] [Razz]

Don "There once was an old sailor..." Enrico

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There, that should be enough.

I can personally attest that if a woman drinks pineapple juice a couple days before having oral sex performed on them, it tastes really good. Cranberry juice as well. [Wink]

There is also some drink that is marketed just for this reason. It is suppose to work for both males and females. I'll see if I can find the website again. :::hurries off to do "research":::

ETA: The product is called Semenex. I'm not going to post a link to the cite, but, a Google search will return NSFW results.

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I've alwaysd heard they where supposed to ingest wheat grass to make it "sweeter".....not that I'd know anything about that. Oh and I know alcohol and tobacco make it bitter.

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quote:
Originally posted by missy_poo1997:
I've alwaysd heard they where supposed to ingest wheat grass to make it "sweeter".....not that I'd know anything about that. Oh and I know alcohol and tobacco make it bitter.

Really? I've always found that alcohol makes wifey more willing to...oh, uh, nevermind...

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My wife got a surprise after I had had quite a bit
of smoked salmon. So, she can definitely attest to
the fact that food can change the flavor of it.

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I'm sure diet (as well as activity, stress, etc.) can affect the taste/smell of most bodily fluids, semen included. I would be a bit more dubious of the claim that one particular food always results in the same outcome (no pun intended) for all men, though...

That said, I've also heard the rumor that "vegetarians taste better" (as the bumper-sticker says), though I'm not one to go take a poll on the subject, much less run an experiment. I DO know (though I don't have the cite offhand, let me know if you want it) that many different drugs find their way into the mix, and chemicals such as methamphetamine will consistently produce a strong "chemical taste."

For what that's worth, anyhow...

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There is fruit called Keppel apple that is supposed to make your umm excretions smell like lavender. It used to be reserved for royalty. The guy who grows it says that if you feast on the fruit it does have an effect. The marketing possibilities are endless. Men all over the world would be spoonfed the fruit morning, noon and night. Just think, no more headaches, everyone would be relaxed and world peace will reign [Smile]
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You wouldn't happen to have the scientific name or any alternative common names for this "Keppel apple" on you, would you, smartymarty? You see, I'm in the horticulture business, and I'm always looking for new things to grow....

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Diet definitely affects the taste. This is TMI space.
Diet definitely affects the taste. This is TMI space.
Diet definitely affects the taste. This is TMI space.
Diet definitely affects the taste. This is TMI space.
Diet definitely affects the taste. This is TMI space.

The worst tasting guy I've ever been with was the protein-heavy, no-junk-food-eating triathlete. The best was the slightly overweight drunk.

That's all I have to say.

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my SO swears by apples,and yes,it makes a difference [lol]
Also, non smokers taste better too!

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quote:
Originally posted by Pseudo_Croat:
You wouldn't happen to have the scientific name or any alternative common names for this "Keppel apple" on you, would you, smartymarty? You see, I'm in the horticulture business, and I'm always looking for new things to grow....

- Pseudo_Croat

* Kepel apple (also kepple apple or kepple fruit, Stelechocarpus burahol) from Indonesia was once grown solely for the enjoyment of the royal family. It was said after eating this fruit a person's bodily odours would smell like lavender. It has an unusual flavour that is described as an acquired taste.
It is a subtropical fruit. If you have anyone that cultivates rare fruit, they may have some seeds. Hope this helps.

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quote:
Originally posted by Don Enrico:
[QUOTE]Originally posted by BlueStar:
I've certainly heard tales about pineapple juice and [qb]seamen
before

I've heard those tales as well...something to do with keeping away scurvy?

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BE WARNED- TMI ahead

with my SO, it doesn't matter what he eats, but when the last time he umm...released. if it's been a little while it tastes fine, however if i try it after he's already cum once, it tastes horrible and bitter....gag

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