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Author Topic: EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW... gardenmarie I'm Dreaming of a White Sale posted                    Wasn't sure if this was where it belonged or not...but I think it goes here... ____________________________________________ A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE... A set of screwdrivers, a cordless drill, and a black lace bra... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE... One friend who Always makes her Laugh... And one Who lets her cry... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE... A good piece of furniture not previously owned by Anyone else in her family... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE Eight matching plates, Wine glasses with stems, And a recipe for a meal that will Make her guests feel honored. A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE... A feeling of control over Her destiny... EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW... How to fall in love Without losing herself... EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW... HOW TO QUIT A JOB BREAK UP WITH A LOVER AND CONFRONT A FRIEND WITHOUT RUINING THE FRIENDSHIP... EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW... When to try harder... and WHEN TO WALK AWAY... EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW... That she can't change The length of her calves, The width of her hips, or The nature of her parents... EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW... That her childhood May not have been Perfect... but; Its over... EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW... What she would and Wouldn't Do for love or more... EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW... How to live alone... even if She doesn't like it... EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW... Whom she can trust, Whom she can't, And why she shouldn't Take it personally... EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW... Where to go.. Be it to her best friend's kitchen table.. Or a charming inn in the woods... When her soul needs soothing... EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW... What she can and can't accomplish In a day... A month... And a year... SEND THIS TO 3 WOMEN.... you will have good luck for an entire day.. SEND THIS TO 6 WOMEN.... you will have good luck for all of the year. But, if nothing else... know that you are truly loved and thought of by the friend who sent This to you...and that she only wishes the best for you and your life Posts: 16 | From: Tacoma, WA | Registered: Dec 2005  |  IP: Logged |  Four Kitties Layaway in a Manger posted                     Reglurgitation -------------------- If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales? Posts: 13275 | From: Kindergarten World, Massachusetts | Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  fearthehat I Saw Three Shipments posted                     Hey, what happens if you send it to three transvestites? Do you get good luck for half a day? Posts: 62 | From: NZ | Registered: Apr 2004  |  IP: Logged |

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